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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 14, 2017
When Jews think of romantic love, they think of Fifty Shades style whips and chains.
And of course, they are all trying to Jew-over their GFs by taking them on the cheapest dates possible.
Jews are weird people.
While most of us might agree that a Valentine’s Day date at a fast food joint is kind of the worst thing ever, Burger King is prepared to fight that stigma. This year, the Israeli version of the OG chain is offering a romantic boxed food for two called the Adults Meal—designed for those 18 and older, so bring your ID—that comes with two Whoppers, two packets of fries, two beers, and a “romantic adult toy.” Spoiler alert: That means sex toy.
“Kids’ meal? That’s for kids,” the commercial’s narrator seductively declares, before informing us that “Burger King presents the Adults Meal, with an adult toy inside. Only on Valentine’s Day.” The deal will only be available at BK locations in Israel on Feb. 14, from 6 p.m. until closing.
Based on the commercial ad agency Leo Burnett Israel released, the adult toy options are more gimmicky than risque, and include a lacy blindfold, a tiny feather duster, and … a head massager? Hey, we won’t judge the people out there with scalp fetishes. But we’re hoping the blindfold comes wrapped in plastic, because putting a grease-soaked mask on your face can’t be good for those sebaceous filaments you’ve been trying to beat.
Why is Burger King going along with fetish happy meals for the Jews? Isn’t that bad publicity?
Well, their CEO is a Jew, Daniel Schwartz.
So I guess they probably don’t care, or don’t understand, that Fifty Shades happy meals is a weird thing. And anyway, it’s only in Israel, and isn’t being widely reported.
Speaking of Valentine’s Day and the filthy Jews – did you know this used to be a religious holiday, celebrating a saint?
Because them’s the facts.
Valentine’s Day, also called Saint Valentine’s Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is an annual holiday celebrated on February 14. It originated as a Western Christian liturgical feast day honoring one or more early saints named Valentinus, and is recognized as a significant cultural and commercial celebration in many regions around the world, although it is not a public holiday in any country.
Several martyrdom stories associated with the various Valentines that were connected to February 14 were added to later martyrologies, including a popular hagiographical account of Saint Valentine of Rome which indicated he was imprisoned for performing weddings for soldiers who were forbidden to marry and for ministering to Christians, who were persecuted under the Roman Empire. According to legend, during his imprisonment, Saint Valentine healed the daughter of his jailer, Asterius, and before his execution, he wrote her a letter signed “Your Valentine” as a farewell.
And now it’s about cartoonish “romance” nonsense, being forced to buy stupid stuffed animals for dumb sluts.
Because the Jews promoted that with their media.
They do this to all of our holidays (HOLY DAYS), which were always to celebrate something sacred. They turn them into frivolous, consumerist nonsense.
Ideally, we would boycott it. But you really can’t. I mean, we want to change our culture, but we live in a culture and we have to engage the culture. So basically – if you have a GF, do what you’re supposed to do on Valentine’s Day. Take her to dinner, some place nice. At least do Olive Garden.
Just do flowers instead of an oversized stuffed animal. Carrying flowers for a woman is okay. No man should ever been caught carrying a stuffed animal.
In closing – do we have any Jew romance memes?
Anything?
What the hell – let’s go with a classic.
