Jewed-Out Catholic Church is Now Looking at Ways to Accept Faggots

Daily Slave
October 14, 2014

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Faggots may soon be openly providing the Catholic Church with cultural enrichment and vibrancy.

The amount of transformations that the Catholic Church has had in the past several decades is quite remarkable.  The Jews which had a major role in the Vatican II reforms must be quite pleased with this recent development.

A document from the Vatican is actually claiming that faggots have “gifts” to offer and that the Church should find a place for these mentally ill people.  They apparently want to do this “without compromising” the Church’s stance on family and marriage.

I am not sure how such a thing is possible, but considering how Jewed-out the Catholic Church is, they’ll probably use some weird double speak language to craft a pro-faggot policy.

Reuters:

In a dramatic shift in tone, a Vatican document said on Monday that homosexuals had “gifts and qualities to offer” and asked if Catholicism could accept gays and recognize positive aspects of same-sex couples.

Roman Catholic gay rights groups around the world hailed the paper as a breakthrough, but Church conservatives called it a betrayal of traditional family values.

The document, prepared after a week of discussions at an assembly of 200 bishops on the family, said the Church should challenge itself to find “a fraternal space” for homosexuals without compromising Catholic doctrine on family and matrimony.