“Jif” is a Peanut Butter, Guys – We are Talking About a “Gif” (ɡɪf NOT d͡ʒɪf!)

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 6, 2017

I was really excited to see Tucker’s take on the #CNNBlackmail scandal. And he delivered.

Note his eyes when Mark Steyn (German, not Jewish to my knowledge*) questions the concept of internet anonymity. Tucker is a defender of anons the world over.

What he did not deliver, however, was appropriate pronunciation.

I was highly disappointed to witness he of all people calling a “gif” (ɡɪf) a “jif” (d͡ʒɪf) – that is, it is “gift” without the “t,” not “gin” with an “f.”

Everyone is doing this on TV, and it is wrong.

I mean, I understand we have some words on the internet that we don’t say aloud often or at all, and people don’t know how to say them. However, if people don’t know, they should ask me or someone else who DOES know.

We have finally talked enough about “memes” that people no longer call them “mems” or “may-mays” (although tbh, I wouldn’t have minded if either of those alternate pronunciations had become standard), but we have not said “gif” in public enough that people know how to say it.

The risk we are running here is that the pronunciation will forever be changed to “jif.” In fact, we are past that point.

It’s already too late.

That will be the legacy of this scandal. Making an important word to forever be pronounced the wrong way.

The only way I can see this getting turned around is if JIF peanut butter comes out and denounces this wrong pronunciation as infringing on their brand.

Important note: Jif is not actually “peanut butter,” it is a partially-hydrogenated vegetable oil-based spread. It is a poison.

Also or alternately, Jiffy Lube could push back against this wrong pronunciation.

Jiffy Lube has enough branding problems in the age of homosexuals stealing our words (see also: The Flintstones theme song) that they don’t need to be associated with CNN hunting people down on the internet.

Ironically, Trump didn’t post a gif, he posted a WebM – CNN just hunted down the person who made the gif because they could find him and wanted to make an example of someone.

So I want to make this clear off the bat, media: “WebM” is not pronounced “Web-M” – it is pronounced “Web-Em,” as in “there’s the bad guy – web ’em up, Spider-Man!”

Speaking of Spider-Man, the new movie comes out tomorrow – it has the rather unfortunate title of “Spider-Man: Homecoming.”

Wanna know something else unfortunate about this film?

Mary-Jane is a nigger.

I’ll bet the Jews are behind th – yep, lel.

In fact, she is a mulatto – not a #TrueNigger.

heh

And, as these things go, she is relatively attractive for a mulatto.

Let me explain to you why that is.

Here’s a picture of her skull:

lol @ the necklace – QUANGZ!!!1

The basic shape of the head is European. Basically, if she had a nosejob, you could change the color of her skin in Photoshop and nothing would look amiss.

She does have a bizarre misshapen body – so much so that they have to do radical altering of her photographs to make her look human, so much so that the Daily Mail did a story on this scandal featuring interactive images showing the alterations (click that link it’s lolz). However, angles and lighting and clothing and so on hide the body shape.

Anyway, the point is: most black women look like Serena Williams, they find these one in a trillion relatively attractive mulattoes and they push them in the media. Now they’re pushing one as the love interest of a superhero.

It is basically irrelevant to the Jewish agenda to exterminate the white race whether or not white men have sex at all. Men do not have wombs. This is why you get a reaction like you’re looking at maggots when you see a white woman with a black man, but you have pitying emotions when you see the opposite. It’s also why I have said that instead of being angry and white men who date outside their race and calling them “race traitors” like the boomer WNs do, we should be compassionate towards our troubled brothers – after all, the only reason men do this is because of the behavior of white women (nb4 of course gook-lover Anglin would say that).

The survival of the race is based on the sexual decision-making of women, not men. Because women have wombs.

So historically, the Jews have not been particularly concerned about pushing white male/non-white female sex relations in their media – because it doesn’t serve any specific agenda, other than adding another element of weirdness and anti-social behavior to society, generally.

I guess now they’re just like “HAHA – LET’S TELL WHITE MALES TO SLEEP WITH NIGGERS AND SEE IF WE CAN GET THEM TO DO IT.”

It’s definitely becoming a theme.

It’s too bad they had to pollute Spider-Man with this. They actually got a real white man (replacing the weird kike Andrew Garfield) to play the main character, even while under pressure to make him a Negro.

The rest of the cast is basically all nonwhite, save of course the bad guy.

The film was celebrated by the kike Abraham Reisman of Vulture.com for having almost no white people other than the main character, praising the film’s producer Amy Pascal for her decision to diversify that bitch down.

When I was a kid, by the way, our Spider-Man movies featured only white people.

White-on-white kissing??? BANNED!

That was only 15 years ago. We live in a totally different world now.

Here’s the Spider-Man: Homecoming cast as it appears on Google (this is a screenshot – note that they’re giving the Negress top billing over the titular character).

I’m counting 19 of 36 characters being nonwhite (yes I am counting Jews and part Jews – Paltrow, Connelly and Downey – as white, because they look white and that actually does matter in the context of the presentation of a film). This certainly does not reflect America’s actual demographics.

This is some mighty colorful shit we got going on here.

I always tell people not to let the understanding of reality – the truth about these kikes – mess with your ability to deal with real life. So if your friends or your parents or whoever wants to go see this movie, don’t start on a tirade about kikes and white genocide.

For most people, life is so stressful that entertainment is their last safe space – or at least they think it is – so they really don’t want to hear about how it’s controlled by Jews. In fact, attacking entertainment is a good way to turn people off when discussing things with people in real life (on the internet it’s a very good way to wake people up, simply because people are interested in it so it gets shares).

If you get dragged along to it, you can try to enjoy it. It might not end up being that bad, if you just do what the Jews say they do – while actually doing the opposite – and pretend not to see color. I don’t think there is anything faggotish in it.

Wolverine 3 was actually good – the only messaging in it was the casting itself, where the victimized children were all brown people. If the children would have been white, that film would have had no political indoctrination message at all.

Just remember, kids: it’s called a “gif.”

*Update: Wikipedia says his last Jew ancestor was a great grandmother. The fact he made a point of stating that says a lot.