Joe Biden Pardons Hero Son Hunter Biden

Hunter Biden did nothing wrong and queero Republican’ts were just jealous of his monster cock and the fact he didn’t care about nothing.

Conservatives are all whiny faggots, all worried about everything, and Hunter cares less than a black teenager. He flies around the world smoking crack, banging hookers, and making millions of dollars.

Then these faggots started jumping on him for violating a gun form. The gun form is against the American Constitution, it can’t be illegal to violate it. The government can’t tell you that you’re not allowed to own a gun simply because you smoke crack.

RT:

Outgoing US President Joe Biden has pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, who was convicted this year of breaking federal laws when purchasing a gun.

In June, the younger Biden was convicted of three felony charges related to the purchase of a revolver in 2018. According to the prosecutors, he had lied in his gun-purchase paperwork that he was not addicted to or using illegal drugs. His sentencing was supposed to take place this month.

In a statement issued on Sunday evening, the president argued that his son was prosecuted “selectively and unfairly” because of his familial ties. He claimed that “people are almost never brought to trial on felony charges solely for how they filled out a gun form.” 

No reasonable person who looks at the facts of Hunter’s cases can reach any other conclusion than Hunter was singled out only because he is my son – and that is wrong,” the president said. “In trying to break Hunter, they’ve tried to break me – and there’s no reason to believe it will stop here. Enough is enough.”

Hunter Biden was also an artistic genius who constantly filmed himself doing cool things, like smoking crack and having sex with hookers while holding a gun.

He basically made a new form of art with his documentation of his life.

He clearly wanted others to see this stuff, and to share the joy with him, which is why he was so reckless in letting it get distributed.

People should be thanking Hunter Biden, not blaming him for a stupid illegal form.

If I ever see Hunter Biden, I’m going to fist-bump him, and then when we part ways, I’m gonna do this:

And say “see you on the flip side, tom cat.”

Hunter Biden is an American hero.