Daily Stormer
January 14, 2015
John Boehner just about got offed by his own bartender for being the devil.
And yeah, I know, the guy was probably just nuts – but he knew him for five years. That’s a long time to know a person and still believe they are the devil, even if you are crazy.
The possibility that John Boehner is the devil should now absolutely be investigated.
A plot to poison the House Speaker by his Ohio bartender was thwarted when his aspiring killer called 911 to report his sinister plans and belief that Boehner is the devil, the FBI claims.
Michael Robert Hoyt, 44, was indicted Wednesday on charges of threatening to kill the congressman after serving him drinks for more than five years at a West Chester country club, WCPO reported.
“Hoyt told the officer he was Jesus Christ and he was going to kill Boehner because Boehner was mean to him at the country club and because Boehner is responsible for Ebola,” U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) Special Agent Christopher M. Desrosiers stated in the indictment.
During an Oct. 29 visit by Deer Park police, authorities say Hoyt appeared to lament that he didn’t “have time to put something in John Boehner’s drink” after being fired from the Wetherington County Club a week earlier.
He “advised he had a loaded Beretta .380 automatic and he was going to shoot Boehner and take off,” according to the indictment which listed other weapons seized from his home — including an SKS assault rifle magazine, two boxes of 7.62 ammo, 35 loose rounds, a speed loader and a box of .380 rounds.