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June 11, 2019
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019
Backup here and here in case he deletes the tweet.
This is a totally unexpected but totally welcomed development that made me realize that I really want to see Tom Cruise wrestling Justin Bieber into submission.
Justin Bieber started a whirlwind of confusion on Sunday night when he tweeted his desire to fight Tom Cruise in the UFC octagon.
“I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to a fight in the octagon,” Bieber wrote. “Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down.”
Bieber tagged the UFC’s president, Dana White, asking if he’d be willing to put on the fight.
On Twitter, fans didn’t know what to make of Bieber’s challenge.
Some thought his account got hacked, others thought he was just having a laugh, and more still simply wanted to correct Bieber’s grammar.
But many seemed to agree that Cruise, who is 31 years Bieber’s senior, was an odd man to challenge with such vigor.
why are you asking to fight tom cruise what is happening
— carys (@daenerysbieber) June 10, 2019
Tom Cruise was an all state wrestler in high school and has been training for over thirty years…
You can’t eat a burrito correctly…
Sit down Biebs.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 10, 2019
We don’t like your odds, Justin.
— Odds Shark (@OddsShark) June 10, 2019
While fans were confused by Bieber’s bizarre proposal, the UFC star Conor McGregor was quick to volunteer his services to jump onto the celebrity fight card, saying that he’d challenge Mark Wahlberg to a bout on the same night.
I challenge Mark Walhberg on the very same card.
Back when mark wahlberg was marky mark, I’d’ve still slapped the ears off him and took my ufc shares back.#Shares #Streams #Dazn #Espn
McGregor Sports and Entertainment— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019
He also offered to host Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise’s fight.
If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out! https://t.co/TxsH9KUyFg— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019
This may be how Conor McGregor redeems himself after letting a nigger publicly humiliate him for money. Hosting a fight between Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise is enough fix that.
To make everything even better, we have to make this into a Mortal Kombat kind of scenario.
yooo, Justin Bieber thinks you can just come straight at Tom Cruise?? lmaoo
nah, dogg — you gotta battle through the ENTIRE Temple of Scientology, clearing each floor, and defeating all the underbosses first.
Then — if you LIVE —THEN you get your shot at the King.
dumbass. pic.twitter.com/E2jrN5yknq
— The Warax. ?? (@iAmTheWarax) June 10, 2019
All fights should be to the death and the Mortal Kombat theme will play every time the fighters arrive at the octagon.
This really would make the world a better place, which is what Justin wants. His Twitter profile bio is literally “Let’s make the world better.”
Tom Cruise has always kept himself fit all throughout his life and loves to do his own stunts while filming.
Justina, on the other hand, has wide child-bearing hips, bloating, and ugly tattoos.
She also has anterior pelvic tilt, which signals weak muscles and little mobility.
But she has youth… kinda.
It doesn’t really matter if these upcoming Mortal Kombat celebrity fights are fair or not. What matters is that now that the idea is out there, the fights should happen.
Even if they attempt to resist or bury this idea, we won’t forget that it was on the table at least for a moment.
There is no stopping the real-life Celebrity Deathmatch now.
