Kike Media Reminds Us We’ll Have a Bigger Dick Than the President When Yang Wins

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Daily Stormer
March 28, 2019

For those of you not yet aboard the Yang Yacht, I want you to seriously consider that this is an actual headline in the current year: Andrew Yang ‘self-conscious’ about his wang. Can you imagine a funnier campaign than this?

Washington Examiner:

Upstart 2020 candidate Andrew Yang has seen his campaign grow dramatically in the last month, but that is not the only size he has been preoccupied with.

Yang, 44, a serial entrepreneur and Democratic candidate for president known for unique and sometimes bizarre policy positions, recounts in a book he published last year that he was self-conscious in his youth about whether he had a small penis.

“Hey, Yang, what’s it like having such a small dick? Everyone knows Chinese guys have small dicks,” were among the painful taunts from his middle school classmates. He recalled: “I became quite self-conscious. I started wondering if I did indeed have a small dick.” Perhaps mercifully, Yang offered no further detail.

They are trying to disparage this poor gook about his dick size in an attempt to demoralize him and his base. But who among you doesn’t want to be able to say with one hundred percent certainty that you have a way bigger dick than the President of the United States?

Yang recounted the childhood victimization in The War on Normal People as part of a larger narrative of him being bullied as one of the only Asian-Americans in his school.

“That didn’t go unnoticed,” relates Yang. “Classmates offered frequent reminders as to my identity.” Yang says the bullying included a deluge of stereotypical Asian racial slurs and impressions.

Let’s be honest here. Who do you think the people bullying him were? I know that Hollywood always portrays bullies as affluent WASP types, but who has ever been bullied by those? In my years of school I know that the only children I saw engaging in the physical and psychological abuse of those younger or otherwise more vulnerable than them were black or Mexican. Whites, particularly in Democratically leaning upstate New York where Yang was born, live entirely harmoniously around those of different backgrounds. But Schenectady is around one quarter black, and upstate New York blacks are about as feral as the average in liberal areas. I highly doubt that in his youth it was the white kids bullying them.

His book is called The War on Normal People, after all. What do you think was normal in his upstate New York Childhood? And who do you think was insulting his penis in front of the girls who didn’t want him because he’s a Chinaman?