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Today is Sunday, the /comfiest/ day of the week.
And since today is a /comfy/ day, it’s only fair that we get to read a /comfy/ story.
So let’s make ourselves a cup of coffee, sit back in our armchairs, and find out what happens when Poseidon – King of the Sea and a self-proclaimed “race realist” – decides that he’s finally had enough of these colored people trying to plunder Europe.
A smuggling boat sank Saturday off a Greek island, killing at least 16 migrants including children, and a search-and-rescue operation was underway to find two others believed missing.
The wooden boat was believed to have been carrying around 21 people when it sank for reasons that were not immediately clear off the coast of the eastern Aegean island of Agathonisi, the Greek coast guard said. Three people — two women and one man — managed to swim to the island and alert authorities.
Despite a two-year deal between the European Union and Turkey designed to stop migrants and refugees from pouring into Europe from the Turkish coast to nearby Greek islands, dozens and sometimes hundreds of people still make the journey each week. Most cross in rickety inflatable boats or other unseaworthy vessels.
Hold on, folks – we’re not done yet!
The Daily Stormer is honored to present you with an EXCLUSIVE interview with the man himself, King Poseidon, who was gracious enough to swim to the coast of Nigeria to explain his actions to us!
A transcript of the interview follows.
Author: Poseidon, thank you for taking time from your schedule – a very busy schedule, by the looks of it – to speak with me for a few moments.
Poseidon: It’s a pleasure, son. What would you like to know?
Author: Well, I’d like to know what happened. What finally caused you to snap and drown these neurosurgeons of color?
Poseidon: Ah, I was just getting sick of it, really. All the other gods just expect me to sit back while my beloved seas are fouled by these worthless sand niggers, and- wait, can I say that word?
Author: Niggers? Yeah, it’s fine.
Poseidon: Are you sure?
Author: Yes, go on.
Poseidon: -and I just decided to teach them a lesson, really. If I drown their boats, maybe the rest of ’em won’t be so keen to try and break into Europe in the future.
Author: According to the news article, children also drowned in the sea. Doesn’t that make you feel bad? Don’t you remember beach boy?
Poseidon: Well, here’s the thing. The media says they were children, but all of them had beards.
Author: Beards?
Poseidon: Mmm-hmm.
Author: So they were adult children?
Poseidon: Children above the age of 30, that’s for sure. Not that I’d care if they were actual children, of course. I mean, the only good invader is a drowned one, right?
Author: Amen to that.
*We raise our glasses of wine to each other and then drink from them.*
Author: So, before we finish up, please tell me what the future holds for you.
Poseidon: I’m not going to lie: I’ve sunk one boat and I’ve developed a taste for it. Expect far more “mysterious” sinkings over the next few months!
Author: You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Poseidon: Thank you, son.
*Poseidon says his farewells and starts swimming toward the horizon. Before disappearing from view, however, he turns to me one last time and, with the confidence only a god can conjure, delivers an epic Roman salute in my direction.*
Poseidon: Hail victory!
*I return the salute.*
Author: Hail victory, indeed!
End of transcript.
