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Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
April 5, 2018
Anyone who wants to truly understand the neurotic Jewish character needs to watch Larry David’s Seinfeld.
Kurt Eichenwald is literally the embodiment of the “George Costanza” character – who is supposed to be an Italian-Jewish mix. The way Kurt’s erratic behavior and shameless lying to get himself out of difficult and compromising situations that his own lying got him into in the first place is really something else.
Just like George.
Although Kurt is much darker. He’s gone so far as faking a disability to get a job/get out of a difficult situation – which is sort of funny.
But not when you know the context…which is that Kurt may have/may not have been the owner of a child porn website.
And now his constant blundering has cost him all of his prestigious-sounding jobs. He’s been reduced to unemployment lmao.
After journalist Kurt Eichenwald attacked pro-gun Parkland school-shooting survivor Kyle Kashuv, conservatives thought they’d found the liberal parallel to Laura Ingraham, the Fox News host who lost advertisers after mocking shooting survivor David Hogg for not getting into some colleges. In response to Eichenwald personally insulting Kashuv, the teenager and conservative pundits like Ben Shapiro called upon advertisers to similarly boycott MSNBC and Vanity Fair—the two outlets Eichenwald listed in his Twitter bio as his places of employment. As it turns out, Eichenwald is not affiliated with either news outlet. “Kurt Eichenwald is not a contributing editor at Vanity Fair,” the magazine clarified to The Daily Beast on Tuesday, after he went further and suggested Kashuv might need psychiatric evaluation. Earlier in the week, Eichenwald admitted that his contract with MSNBC had also expired.
Just like in any episode of Seinfeld, or like in that “Jerk Store” bit from above, Kurt got in way over his head over a simple misunderstanding once again.
He just, you know, tried to start a fight with a school shooting survivor and ended up trying to blackmail a lawmaker, and then getting into a bizarre spat with Ben Shapiro.
I just received this from @kurteichenwald. There are no words for how wild this email is. @VanityFair is apparently an odd place.I just received this from @kurteichenwald. There are no words for how wild this email is. @VanityFair is apparently an odd place. pic.twitter.com/Ik1bfjoKyl
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 3, 2018
And don’t forget that Kurt’s meltdown was in part triggered by Mr. Metokur’s videos on him – this was while he was trying to blackmail a lawmaker, releasing his SSN on Twitter.
Now, Seinfeld isn’t that dark. It’s mostly about four Jews having sex and hijinks in the Big Apple. In the current year, I find it to be very wholesome and non-degenerate entertainment, even though it was risque for its time.
But that’s just a damning indictment of our times.
The story of Kurt is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia levels of dark. But even then that doesn’t work. IASIP is more like the goy version of Seinfeld. The main characters are much poorer and things are much grimmer, grittier and darker because unlike in Seinfeld – where the characters thrive in a modern, atomized, degenerate society because they’re kikes and it’s their natural element – the characters in IASIP are self-destructing.
So really, there is no precedent for this.
Kurt’s life is indeed a dark Jewish comedy. The story of a pathological liar who got where he got by brazenly lying. Everything starts unraveling when the Internet troll army takes notice of him and starts poking and prodding him.
This story had everything: Assault Gifs, Child Porn, Blackmail, Hentai and Hubris.
And now we are approaching the grand finale. What will Kurt do next? I hope he goes out with a bang, tbh.
