Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
February 15, 2019
YouTuber Furry Potato, who is a self-described “1st Amendment Auditor,” was shot by a Mud Golem serving the Jews as security for one of their synagogues. Potato was just recording the building from the public sidewalk which, although I’m not a lawyer, I’m pretty sure is perfectly legal. But… I mean, with Jews, there’s no such thing as “perfectly legal.” They’re always bending the laws for their benefit.
Keep in mind Mud Golems are stupid creatures that are only really useful as bouncers and low-level bosses, so the one who shot Potato may have really been under the impression his Jewish masters were under attack.
A YouTube personality was shot Thursday outside a synagogue in the Fairfax District of Los Angeles while live-streaming video from the location.
The shooting was reported just after 2 p.m. on the 7600 block of Beverly Boulevard, according to an LAPD spokesperson. The Etz Jacob Torah Center is located at 7663 Beverly Blvd.
One 35-year-old male victim who suffered a gunshot wound and was conscious and breathing when taken to a hospital, according to LAPD Officer Tony Im.
The victim was later identified as Orange County transgender woman Zoe Perez, according to CBSLA’s Dave Lopez.
Perez said the guard was aiming at Perez’s midsection but the doctors told him the shot “was a graze”.
“I’m just taking shots of the thing, he comes up super-aggressive, I’m not looking to talk to that guy at that point,” Perez told reporters.
You can see more of the incident in the following video:
The moment of the shooting is close to 7:40.
You can also watch Furry Potato’s live-stream of the incident.
So many questions…
Since when are Jews using Mud Golems for protection?
Why do Jews have Synagogues in our country?
Can this be considered a Reverse Synagogue Shooting as the Synagogue was doing the shooting?
What are little Jews taught in Synagogue “schools”?
Was the security golem instructed to shoot by its masters or was the decision to shoot Furry Potato a rare act of independent thought?
The United States of America may soon pass new legislation declaring that it’s legal for Synagogues to shoot people that look at them, to prevent the six gorillion and a new hollow-cost and all that.
Don’t forget Israel is our greatest ally.