Zeiger
Daily Stormer
December 28, 2016
Honestly, I never even thought tricking them into leaving was a possibility. Good on Kenya for thinking outside the box.
You know, as a Neo-Nazi White supremacist, I used to think we had nothing to learn from Africans.
But, it turns out, I was wrong.
They’ve got some pretty hot refugee management innovations going on in Kenya, from which we can draw a lot of inspiration.
n i m b l e n a v i g a t o r
— Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) December 27, 2016
It’s not the first gift Kenya has granted our people.
“I was betrayed,” lamented Madino Dhurow of her return to Somalia from the world’s largest refugee camp, Dadaab, where she lived for 12 years. She said she was assured safety and support back home but she found those promises to be empty.
She is among thousands of Somalis who left the sprawling camp of some 260,000 in neighboring Kenya, sometimes under pressure, after the Nairobi government announced it would close Dadaab, calling it a recruiting ground for Somalia’s al-Shabab Islamic extremists and a base for launching attacks.
Al-Shabab has carried out several assaults in Kenya in retaliation for sending Kenyan troops to Somalia in 2011 to fight the extremists, who are waging an insurgency against Somalia’s weak Western-backed government.
The insurgents’ deadly attacks in Somalia also threaten the lives of those returning from Dadaab.
“All the security improvement and welfare information we were told we would find here turned out to be false,” Dhurow said, watching her six children wade through dirty, stagnant water in the Mogadishu displaced persons’ camp that is their current home. “We got many promises, but it was a deception meant to make us leave.”
LOL!
They just told them, “Yeah, it’ll be great in Somalia, trust us. You’ll all be driving Mercedes and eating fine cuisine all day. We worked it out for you. Just sign here.”
I mean, Somalis are about as dumb as bricks. They’ll believe anything.
How hard could it be to trick these people?
If we just changed the TV news to claim that Somalia is experiencing a sudden upsurge of prosperity, and put on documentaries about the luxurious lifestyles of those who return to their homeland, they’d all go back to their hellhole.
With one-way tickets, of course.
Trust me, you already have a Rolls Royce prepped for you. Yeah. Just sign this little paper, here.