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Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
April 10, 2018
You’d think that the UK would have its hands full dealing with all the rape gangs, terror plots and breakdown of civil order.
You’d be right lmao.
But there is a new problem looming now: Zombie Knives.
Ministers are cracking down on the blades which can be up to almost two feet long.
The weapons often have serrated edges and words on them which have been accused of glamorising violence.
“Zombie knives” as the name suggests are inspired by blades frequently seen in horror films, particularly “zombie apocalypse” movies.
They are regularly marketed as collectors items and can be purchased online for as little as £10.
Coming in bright colours and emblazoned with words like “zombie killer” and “slayer” the large knives look far more intimidating than a normal knife.
Several are even sold as “machetes” or “swords” rather than knives.
A website flogging the soon to be banned ornate weapons pitches them a necessary to survive an oncoming “zombie apocalypse”.
Goddamnit.
The police are onto us. For years the Alt-Right has been referring to the Moslem hordes as “Zombies.”
This has been a way for us to get around the censors and arm tens of thousands of teens and prepper-types to prepare for the “Zombie Apocalypse.”
All those films depicting “zombies” taking over London or whatever were an elaborate psy-op by Stormer operatives deeply embedded in Hollywood.
We have not only successfully armed thousands of “Zombie Hunters” with “Zombie Knives” – we’ve also managed to put subtle triggers and fears in most normie’s minds about the impending zombie wave…and the righteous cleansing purge that will have to be effected to combat it very soon.
The only way that the UK government can stop us now is to take steps to deprogram all the Alt-Right White Supremacist Aryan Super-Soldier sleeper cell soldiers that we’ve created over the last couple of decades through mind-control techniques that rely on Vaporwave and male health supplements.
But I think they will ultimately fail.
The “Zombie” chimpout will occur, and then hundreds of thousands of Trve Aryan super soldiers will be activated to start purging the cities.
The only problem we now face will be navigating around the Moslem Knife ban – sorry I mean the Zombie Knife ban.
How in the world are our secret Aryan cells going to get their hands on knives and other weapons for hand to hand Zombie combat now?
Well played, UK. You’ve won this round.
