MAGA LGBTQT “Conservatives” Feel Left Out of Anal Movement

Repel Trump, execute gays, fuck democracy.

I don’t want anything to do with this anal lunacy.

You know what I want?

An AK and a Hilux.

End of.

New York Post:

They’re here, they’re queer — and they’re not invited.

Trump-loving LGBT conservatives say they are marching to the tune of their own drum after finding themselves ostracized by the increasingly left leaning gay rights movement.

Mark Dorman, a retired teacher from Hell’s Kitchen, said he has been all but blacklisted from the Atlas Social Club, his local gay bar, since he spoke positively about the former president there last summer.

Atlas Social Club did not respond to a request for comment from The Post.

“I’m almost anti-gay,” a frustrated Dorman, 64, told The Post. “It’s an embarrassment to see this kind of behavior… I’d really invite them to go to Iran or Gaza. See what that does for you. See how fast they throw you in prison or kill you.”

Brave pals Anthony Tolve and John McGuigan hit the chaotic New York City’s Pride Parade June 30 with rainbow Trump flags, earning them deathly cold stares and jeers from revelers, one who flipped them the bird, they said.

Fuck Trump and fuck all of his supporters.

I’m not doing this anal bullshit.

I’m not doing it.

I’m with Jesus.


John McGuigan (left) and Anthony Tolve.

It’s not happening.

I’m not doing anal.

I’m choosing between the less gaped of two anuses.

You people can all rot in hell.

I’m going to be field stripping an AK in a field next to my Hilux.

I hope anyone who votes “the less gaped of two anuses” gets what they deserve – and a lot worse.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article.