Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 24, 2015
Here at the Daily Stormer we have a theory that the world is becoming stupider at an exponential rate and that this can be observed happening in real time if one is paying close attention. The theory is that every day something happens that is so stupid it couldn’t have happened the day before when things were less stupid than they are today.
I do not believe that yesterday things were stupid enough that the magical Negro Ben Carson could have won a Southern straw poll.
Ben Carson was the winner of this Saturday’s first straw poll organized by the Southern Republican Leadership Conference.
Ben Carson won 25,4% of the votes, the highest number, between the 20 candidates. Runner ups include Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and Texas Sen. Ted Cruz who received 20,5% of the vote and 16,6% respectively.
The retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson is an important Obamacare critic and he is popular among social conservatives.
The SRLC stated in a press release that this was the first of the many straw polls that will be organized in the future. The purpose of the straw poll was to highlight southern voting preferences.
“This was an energetic and inspiring conference,” conference chair Steve Fair said in the release. “If the level of interest in this straw poll is any indicator, a Republican candidate will be well positioned to retake the White House in 2016.”
Ha! We’re gonna get a second Negro President – this time with even greater magical power than the last!
Obama was the equivilent of an apprentice mage, but this Carson guy is a full on warlock.
I cannot buy into the idea that Republicans genuinely prefer a Negro to a White man. What it appears is that they have bought into the idea that the only way they can win an election is with a Negro, because, after all, people appear to like Negroes.
I guess.