Man’s Wife Throws a Funeral Party for His Balls

Joe Jones
Daily Stormer
May 4, 2018

You thought the title was a meme, didn’t you?

That it was some kind of joke, satire? An exaggeration of events for comedic effect?

Nah, that’s not what it is. The title is literal. It is the most literal thing I have ever written, literally.

Daily Stormer satire is real life. This is our life now. This is real.

This dude made himself a eunuch and his wife held a funeral for his balls with cake and shirts on their two kids calling them “Swim Team Survivors.”

I’m just…

I’m going to make a run to the LCBO.