Memetic [Insert Day of Week]: Whatever Happens, I Will Always Love You, My Friend

Don’t ever worry about things you can’t control. All that does is take away energy from changing things you can control. Specifically, the only thing you can control is your own decisions.

And just remember: whatever happens from here on out, I will always love you, my dear reader and very important parasocial friend.

I removed some memes that had sexy women in them because I don’t want to trigger you to abuse yourself.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

Note: I’m not going to explain giving an award to a Star Wars meme except to say that I genuinely like it.

Here is the primo collection (frontloaded with decade-old Jeep memes instead of sloped roof memes, for your mental health).