Hey, it’s Monday.
Wake up, friend. It’s Monday and Matt Gaetz is going to legalize rape of high school girls.
You need to get in shape, because this rape is going to be YUGE.
Are rape jokes still offensive?
Because the way things are now, you can just walk into a bar and sit next to someone and shake your head and say “these fucking kikes, man,” and the person will just nod.
Thanks for ruining my bit, Bibi.
So, I hope I can still get laughs with rape jokes.
Especially since this isn’t a joke: the Gaetz man is literally going to legalize rape.
This is real and it’s happening soon, so chin-up, bucko.
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