Eli Stenson
Daily Stormer
July 14, 2015
Wow, what a fiasco this is.
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, a Mexican drug lord worth at least $1 billion, has escaped from a Mexican maximum security prison for the second time. He escaped once in 2001 and was not caught until February 2014.
That’s crazy enough, but what makes this situation even crazier is that a Twitter account purporting to be El Chapo threatened The Donald:
Sigue chingando y voy hacer que te tragues todas tus putas palabras pinche guero cagaleche @realDonaldTrump
— Joaquín Guzmán Loera (@ElChap0Guzman) July 12, 2015
English translation (h/t to @caseysuperstar): “Keep f***ing around and I’ll make you swallow all your f***ing words, f***ing White faggot.”
The Donald subsequently contacted the FBI and requested an investigation into the tweet.
His reaction to El Chapo’s escape:
El Chapo and the Mexican drug cartels use the border unimpeded like it was a vacuum cleaner, sucking drugs and death right into the U.S.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
The joke around town is that I freed El Chapo from the Mexican prison because the timing was so good w/ my statements on border security.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
It shall be intriguing to see what comes of this. After El Chapo’s first escape he was not captured for over a decade; God knows how long this manhunt will take. The Toronto Sun states that he possesses his own “personal fleet of jets, submarines and trains,” which he could very well use again to keep moving from place to place.
Plus, the FBI may reveal that El Chapo actually operates the account that threatened The Donald. But even if El Chapo doesn’t operate it, the timing of his escape, as The Donald already said, couldn’t have been better.
The Trump Train is not stopping anytime soon, folks! Better hop on board while it’s cruising along!