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Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
September 14, 2018
The new book bares it all.
Michelle Obama will visit 10 cities to promote her memoir “Becoming,” a tour featuring arenas and other performing centers to accommodate crowds far too big for any bookstore.
The former first lady will begin at the United Center in her native Chicago on Nov. 13, the book’s release date. She will finish at the American Airlines Center in Dallas on Dec. 17, Live Nation and the Crown Publishing Group announced Wednesday. In between, appearances will include Barclays Center in New York City, the Pepsi Center Arena in Denver and The Forum in Los Angeles.
Obama and former President Barack Obama each have been working on memoirs, for which they negotiated a multimillion dollar deal with Crown. No date has been set for his book, although it’s expected in 2019.
Now, I have not read the new book. But judging from the cover and the rumors swirling around Michael, there is no doubt what the topic of the book is. I feel bad for the ghostwriters – having to sit and take notes about the sordid affair while stifling gags must not have been easy. They are the unsung heroes here. Bringing this monstrous tale to light was largely a thankless task.
Turns out the whole “Hope and Change” logo was far more clever than we initially realized. Seeing as Obama was very hopeful, but not a lot changed, people thought that he had lied in his campaign promise. However, nothing could be further from the truth. See, Obama hoped, but Michael was busy changing. Into the first lady. And the White House’s first “t-girl.”
Alex knows what’s up, eyyyyyyyy!
Well.
So that’s that then.
Clear as crystal.
(S)he should have just gone the full 9 yards and called the book, “Transitioning” instead of “Becoming” just to really get rid of any lingering ambiguity. But I’m not the publicist here. Or the tranny. That’s Michelle. Good on him!
