My Fellow Ohioans… Please Learn Math.

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 16, 2016

The people of Ohio last night voted for a man for whom it is mathematically impossible to get the nomination. I would like to offer that this is not because we are completely retarded, but simply have a basic incapacity to do math.

In order to secure 1237 delegates, Kasich would have to get 112% of remaining delegates. For my fellow Ohioans, anything over 100% is “more than all.”

Actually, he needed 112% before last night; I’m not going to try to figure out what he needs now – I’m from Ohio and I just simply do not understand math. But I can tell you this: it’s even more than 112%.

It would have been nice if the media would have made this clear to the math-challenged people of Ohio. I have to think that if they’d been aware of the mathematical impossibility, Trump could have bridged the gap.

People just don’t naturally expect this level of trickery. The media is interviewing this guy and he’s like “yeah, well, we think we’re gonna turn things around…” – turn things around how? By breaking the laws of mathematics?

Sigh.

It was an attempt to screw Trump, and sadly, due to the lack of math skills among my people, it worked.

But the war is far from over.