Zeiger
Daily Stormer
July 1, 2016
Terrorists relocating.
Sometimes, you hear a story and you go “wow, that’s weird.”
This is one of those cases. I guess we’ll need to hire some sort of detective to figure this out?
We’ll put our smartest guys on the case.
The number of worldwide terrorist attacks declined in 2015 from the previous year, as did the number of related fatalities, according to new data from the Global Terrorism Database.
That may come as a surprise, at a time when mass terror attacks like the one on Tuesday at the airport in Istanbul, which killed 41 people, continue to dominate the news. The data, in fact, shows that the number of attacks and fatalities rose in Western Europe and North America. But the attacks declined in the Middle East and North Africa, where most terrorist activity takes place, bringing down the global number. (The Istanbul attack, which will be categorized with the Middle East and North Africa region, won’t be added to the database until June 2017, along with the ones in Orlando and elsewhere this year.)
In the United States, there were 38 attacks with 44 fatalities last year, up from 26 attacks and 19 fatalities in 2014. Worldwide there were almost 15,000 terrorism incidents in 2015, down from nearly 17,000 in 2014. Fatalities declined to around 38,000 from over 43,000.
Mmmhhh… Could it be a first clue?
Okay, okay… So pretty much all the terrorism is done by Hajis, you say? And terrorism is dropping in Haji countries, while it’s soaring in Western countries? All this, while an unprecedented number of Kebabs have been moving from their desert nations to Europe and America…
I guess we’ll never explain this.
Unless… Wait a minute here, I think I have an idea. What if all this is connected somehow? Maybe by moving the terrorists from the Middle East to Europe, it’s somehow transferring the attacks as well?
I know this is far fetched, but until someone finds an alternative explanation, I guess we’ll have to stick with this model.