Negroid Rapper B.o.B Wants $1 Million to Prove That the Earth is Flat

Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
September 27, 2017

A Negroid rapper named B.o.B is raising funds to launch a satellite into space to prove that the Earth is flat. In fact, he’s so serious about it that he might try to launch multiple satellites into space! This is true dedication we are talking about!

B.o.B has even gone so far as to call himself “Flat Earth Bob” to show how passionate he is about the cause.

He just needs $1 million to expose the round Earth hoax. So far he’s raised a little over $2,000!

Some however do not share his enthusiasm and are accusing him of operating a scam. It’s honestly hard to believe how anybody could come to such a conclusion.

The Verge:

Musician B.o.B has started a GoFundMe campaign that’s looking to raise $1 million to “launch one, if not multiple, satellites into space,” toward the goal of “finding the curve.”

In other words: B.o.B would like you to give him a million dollars so that he can prove that the Earth is in fact round, and not, as B.o.B currently believes (despite the frankly impossibly overwhelming glut of evidence to the contrary) flat.

Flat Earth conspiracies aren’t a new thing for B.o.B. Last year, he got in a Twitter fight with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson over the “issue,” complete with competing diss tracks, because that’s just the kind of (round) world that we live in.

Obviously, this entire thing is completely ridiculous on almost every level. At the very best, it’s an attempt by a delusional man trying to foolishly prove something that has been extensively proven for the sake of his own ego. At the worst, it’s a scam by a washed-up one-hit wonder who is leveraging his mid-tier celebrity status for some quick cash and a few headlines with his name in it.

Clearly these people accusing B.o.B of fraud are complicit in a conspiracy with NASA, the Illuminati and extra-dimensional Reptilians. All of these groups fear what would happen if the general public discovered that the Earth was flat. It would change the world as we know it and they can’t have that.

I can see why they’re scared though. B.o.B was dropping some serious knowledge about this subject on Twitter last year.

That’s a very good question B.o.B one of which I can’t explain. Maybe the renowned Negro astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson can offer some insight. He is the smartest man alive.

Wow! Not exactly the type of answer I’d expect from the smartest man alive. Looks like Flat Earth Bob might be on to something.

B.o.B could very well be on the brink of uncovering one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the world. I very much look forward to his findings.