New Zealand: Based Tribespeople Interrupt Parliament to Perform Lion King Style Tribal Dance

This is awesome.

It looks like “The Lion King” the musical (which I lowkey love, tbh).

I wish the drunk Indian scum in America would burst into song and dance in the US Congress.

ABC News (Australia):

Māori lawmakers interrupted a New Zealand parliamentary vote with a Haka on Thursday to protest a proposed law that critics say would erode the land and cultural rights of Indigenous New Zealanders.

When asked how her party’s representatives would vote during the session, Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke of New Zealand’s Māori party stood up and began a soaring Haka, a ceremonial Māori dance that demonstrates pride, strength and unity through a series of intricate movements and facial expressions. She ripped a copy of the bill in half as she did the Haka.

About half of the lawmakers present, including members of the Labour and Green parties, joined in, along with members of the public seated in the gallery, their chants echoing through the chamber.

In a shocking “people who look like their dogs” style twist, the Speaker of the House looks a lot like Pumbaa.

Gerry Brownlee, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, appeared to roll his eyes as the Haka began. Unable to regain control of the room, he later suspended the House and ordered the gallery to be cleared.

The Treaty Principles Bill proposes reinterpreting the Treaty of Waitangi, an 1840 agreement guaranteeing the Māori certain land and cultural rights in exchange for allowing the British to govern.

I don’t even think this is a real tribal dance. These savages no doubt forgot all that shit already and only brought it back as a tool against whites.

Like when Sitting Bull joined Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show. After they got alcohol, Indians didn’t give a shit about their “culture” unless it made them money.

I think these Maori just copied The Lion King the musical and said it was their tradition.

It’s what I would have done.


Is there a single person on earth who doesn’t like that noisy bitch better than Jacinda Arden?

All of these Western parliaments are a joke and deserve to be treated exactly like this.

I wish I could burst into the US Congress and start doing shit from The Lion King the Musical. I could claim it was a sacred dance of the ancient Irish.

They’d just Ashli Babbitt my ass, but it would be the best way to go out.

Think of it:

I’m not going to do it. I don’t want to hear about “Anglin threatens the US Congress with Lion King dance.”

I’m just saying it would be funny.

When you get to be middle aged, you start thinking only about death, and what the funniest death would be.