Nodding Geriatric Vegetable Robert Mueller Mumbles Through Incoherent Public Statement

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 30, 2019

Former Special Counsel Supreme Leader Robert Mueller, an unelected bureaucrat charged with brutally harassing Donald Trump for having won the 2016 presidential election in an attempt to undermine his presidency, gave a statement on Wednesday.

You can watch it. He basically did a “wink-wink, nod-nod-nod-nod-nod-oh-shit-I’m-nodding-out” bit, vaguely implying that Trump is a criminal mastermind but he couldn’t charge him with any of the array of crimes he committed because of whatever vague reasons.

Appearing at the Department of Justice in Washington, this was his first public statement in many years.

What I found most interesting about the statement is that Robert Mueller is clearly senile. That is by far the main takeaway, as what he actually said was unintelligible.

Mueller is 74 years old and his brain is obviously completely fucked up.

Donald Trump himself is 72, and the biggest problem with his presidency appears to be that his mind has vanished and he has no idea what is going on.

Basically, over the last 30 or so years, we have had greatly extended life expectancies, to the point where it is normal for men to live to be older than 80, and to be largely capable of mobility until that age. And yet, even though these people can walk around okay, their brains are as degraded as an old man’s brain ever was.

Mueller repeated the stupid claim that the Russians hacked the election by posting memes and hacking the DNC, and that Russia controls WikiLeaks.

He kept looking down to check his notes, and I kept assuming his head wouldn’t pop back up again. That he would just nod out. He was disheveled and obviously did not know where he was or what he was talking about.

And we are supposed to believe that this senile old man has an expert understanding of cyber-security and can analyze memes?

This is insane.

Any random high schooler could have been chosen by lottery to run an investigation into cyber-security and had a better understanding of it than this sloopy old bastard.

I can picture the Jews involved in this investigation telling Mueller “we’ve proven that the Russians did the cyber on us, because we backtraced their protocols to find the digital fingerprint” and Mueller actually believing that that sentence meant something.

I’m not saying that this sonovabitch isn’t a liar and a traitor trying to destroy America. I’m just saying that even if he wasn’t, it wouldn’t matter; he still wouldn’t have any ability to do the job he was hired to do because he’s too fucking old.

Just watch the clip. This guy is barely able to read a statement. That’s why they were trying to prevent him from speaking publicly. Because they knew people would be like, “What the hell is going on? This guy is so old he can’t even read, he’s just up there mumbling incoherently.”

We need rules about old people. The retirement age has historically been 65 for a reason – after that age, your mind rapidly collapses in on itself, and you end up a Mueller-style walking vegetable.

Look at this chart. Donald Trump is the oldest president ever in history. Ronald Reagan, the second oldest ever, was known to be a mumbling, incoherent vegetable.

No.	Name	Age Became President
1.	Theodore Roosevelt	42y, 10m, 18d
2.	John F. Kennedy	43y, 7m, 22d
3.	Bill Clinton	46y, 5m, 1d
4.	Ulysses S. Grant	46y, 10m 5d
5.	Barack Obama	47y 5m, 16d
6.	Grover Cleveland	47y, 11m, 14d
7.	Franklin Pierce	48y, 3m, 9d
8.	James A. Garfield	49y, 3m, 13d
9.	James Polk	49y, 4m, 2d
10.	Millard Fillmore	50y, 1m, 25d
11.	John Tyler	51y, 6d
12.	Calvin Coolidge	51y, 29d
13.	Franklin D. Roosevelt	51y, 1m, 4d
14.	Chester A. Arthur	51y, 4m, 27d
15.	William Howard Taft	51y, 5m, 17d
16.	Abraham Lincoln	52y, 20d
17.	James Earl Carter	52y, 3m, 19d
18.	Martin Van Buren	54y, 2m, 27d
19.	William McKinley	54y, 1m, 4d
20.	Rutherford B. Hayes	54y, 4m, 28d
21.	George W. Bush	54y, 6m, 13d
22.	Herbert Hoover	54y, 6m, 22d
23.	Lyndon B. Johnson	55y, 2m, 26d
24.	Warren Harding	55m, 4m, 2d
25.	Benjamin Harrison	55y, 6m, 12d
26.	James Buchanan	55y, 10m, 9d
27.	Richard M. Nixon	56y, 11d
28.	Andrew Johnson	56y, 2m, 3d
29.	Woodrow Wilson	56y, 2m, 4d
30.	George Washington	57y, 10d
31.	John Quincy Adams	57y, 7m, 20d
32.	Thomas Jefferson	57y, 10m, 18d
33.	James Madison	57y, 11m, 15d
34.	James Monroe	58y, 10m, 3d
35.	Harry S. Truman	60y, 11m, 4d
36.	Gerald R. Ford	61y, 26d
37.	John Adams	61y, 4m, 4d
38.	Andrew Jackson	61y, 11m, 17d
39.	Dwight D. Eisenhower	62y, 3m, 6d
40.	Zachary Taylor	64y, 3m, 8d
41.	George H.W. Bush	64y, 7m, 8d
42.	William Henry Harrison	68y, 23d
43.	Ronald Reagan	69y, 11m 14d
44.	Donald J. Trump	70y, 7m, 6d

We are in some kind of weird historical period where we think that because old people’s bodies are healthy, their minds are also healthy, but all evidence shows that this is totally false. But apparently, no one has thought about this problem, because historically, mind and body decayed together.

We need to get the old people the hell out and we need to do it quickly.