Norway: 10-Year-Old Boy Steals Parents Car to Drive to Grandma’s, Wrecks It and Tells Police He’s a Dwarf

Daily Stormer
February 13, 2014

Norway is very romantic, I think.  Except for all the Volvos.
Norway is very romantic, I think. Except for all the Volvos.

A hilarious 10-year-old Norwegian boy drove his parents’ car into a snow ditch told police he was a dwarf who had forgotten his driver’s license.

From the Daily Mail:

The boy – who lives near Dokka, a town 110kms (68 miles) north of Oslo – put his 18-month old sister into the car sometime before 6am, while his parents were still sleeping and set off to visit his grandparents in Valdres, about 60 kilometres away.

He drove more than 10 kilometres before veering off the road, where he was found by a snowplow driver who alerted police.

‘The parents woke up and discovered that the children were missing and that someone had taken off with their car. They were pretty upset, as you can imagine,’ said Baard Christiansen, a spokesman for the Vest Oppland police district.

‘The boy told the snowplow driver that he was a dwarf and that he had forgotten his driver’s licence at home.’

No charges were filed. In America, they probably would have tried him as an adult, if not tased him to death on the spot.