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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 21, 2018
Women, being the vile animals that they are, make this huge deal out of child birth these days. Like it is this big, monumental event.
Previously in history, when a woman’s water broke (that means the wall containing the fluid that the baby is swimming in in her belly breaks, and “water” comes out of her happy-hole), a man would send her off into the woods and say “when that baby comes back, it better have a dick – I’m not looking for anymore leeches in this family.”
They do this whole hospital thing now, and some spineless bugmen will actually go with the bitch not only to the hospital to inspect the creature’s genitals after it comes out, but into the room where the disgusting act is taking place.
When I get my stupidass girlfriend pregnant and that juice starts spewing from her dank hole, I’m dropping her off at Chick-Fil-A and then sitting in the car listening to Mike Enoch podcasts on double speed until she brings me out a mini me.
A newborn baby has been awarded free food for life after being delivered at a Chick-fil-A in Texas.
On Tuesday evening, San Antonio couple Robert and Falon Griffin stopped at a Chick-fil-A on their way to hospital, local news station KSAT reported on Thursday.
Falon Griffin, who was experiencing contractions at the time, reportedly banged on the door of the restaurant, begging the servers to use the bathroom.
“I didn’t know I was going to have a baby in there! I was going to the restroom,” she told KSAT.
By the time she made it to the bathroom, the baby was already on its way. The manager at the store grabbed towels, and Robert, her husband, was forced to do the delivery.
The couple told KSAT that Chick-fil-A happened to be their favorite local eating spot. They had already bought Gracelyn, their newborn, a Chick-Fil-A onesie before the incident happened.
After all the stress, the family was rewarded with some exciting news. Gracelyn will be entitled to free food at the chain for life and a guaranteed job there when she hits 14.
Chick-fil-A is considered to be one of the most loved chains in the fast-food industry. It earned the top spot in the American Customer Satisfaction Index’s 2018 survey, beating out chains such as Panera Bread and Papa John’s.
Whoa whoa whoa.
They beat the Papa?
Yeah, I suppose that makes sense – I do hate faggots more than I hate niggers.
But seriously tho – I don’t hate either enough to eat poisoned food from these shithole organizations.
Don’t do it.
It’s funny to celebrate Chick-fil-A for hating cocksuckers, or Papa John’s for hating filthy, greasy niggers, but don’t eat the food. It is poison. I’m telling you that.
So the literal thing is I’m just going to lock my bitch in the downstairs bathroom of my own house when her “water breaks.” And if she whines I’m going to pound on the door and be like “shut up, bitch, I’M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE DAILY SHOAH OUT HERE – THAT CREATURE EMERGING FROM YOUR FILTHY LOVE HOLE BETTER HAVE A PENIS.”
