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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 16, 2015
Many people believe that Black people were able to invent peanut butter because they are a race of incredible and unbelievable geniuses. In actual fact, they accomplished this amazing feat for a different reason: because they are completely nutty.
Ben Carson, a conservative Black who Republicans believe is the long-sought-out magic Negro, proved the Nutty Negro theory recently when he appeared on Fox News and demanded a third endless war with Iraq, stressing that this nonsensical “third time’s the charm” invasion should have “no rules.”
He said:
Our military needs to know that they’re not gonna be prosecuted when they come back, because somebody has, said “You did something that was politically incorrect.” There is no such thing as a politically correct war. We need to grow up, we need to mature. If you’re gonna have rules for war, you should just have a rule that says no war. Other than that, we have to win. Our life depends on it.
If Carson succeeds in becoming the President of America (he won’t), various philosophers and other geniuses have noted that his Presidency will be known as “Nig Hard 2: Nig Harder.”
[Editor’s note: The Daily Stormer’s publisher, Andrew Anglin, lost a serious bet over the weekend, the terms of which require him to make at least ten references to Die Hard 2 this week.]
