One True Korea: Number One Leader Orders Mass Production of Epic Suicide Drones

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North Korea is funny, because these people are totally blockaded and sanctioned into oblivion but they have ultra-high IQs so they just roll with it and keep building weapons.

They can sell these weapons to others.

RT:

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has overseen a field trial of domestically produced kamikaze drones, state media reported on Friday.

Kim stressed that the country needs to soon move from prototyping to full-scale production to be able to incorporate large-scale use of unmanned aircraft into its military doctrine, the news agency KCNA added.

North Korean drones are designed for both ground and naval warfare, have different ranges, and employ some form of homing after reaching the end of their programmable path, the KCNA claimed.

I wish I was from an isolated and totally militarized state.

It’s really fun.

The rebel alliance in “South Korea,” which is a fake country, has totally stopped breeding and will age out of the universe within a generation. The DPRK will be able to just walk into the country and it will be nothing but old people in automated nursing homes, like Wall-E.

Oh, right. That was fat people who needed robots to take care of them. Anyway, same concept.

The country might collapse before that, however, when the second season of Squid Game is released next month. Squid Game was the only thing the country was famous for and the second season is likely to be just as bad as it sounds like that would be.

I’m sure there was a lot of money on the table, but why would you lower yourself to the level of a sequel? The show had already spun out of control at the end with goofy Asian shit.

If season 2 gets universally panned, Koreans might go full-Japanese and start killing themselves in shame on a mass scale.

It’s impossible the show could be worth a shit with 067 dead.

The trailer looks so retarded.

I’ll admit I had a chuckle when that bitch took a bullet in the head in Red Light, Green Light. But the same guy goes back to play the game again? What sort of story is that?

The director should have just written a Wall-E ripoff about Rebel Korea in the near future being a bunch of nursing homes run by scrappy (and possibly even scampy) robots. He’s exactly the person I would want to direct that. Bringing back Squid Game as a direct sequel is so retarded I can’t even believe it’s real. He told the whole story, he did more than that and added the single most retarded plot twist ever (at least in an otherwise good show). We already have more than we want of that story.

To bring in another cast of characters of varying sympatheticness and then kill them off again would be totally pointless, so they’re likely going to do some kind of investigation into the “backstory” of the game, which totally defeats the entire purpose of the show, which was a metaphor.

I wonder if the North Koreans were allowed to watch Squid Game? Most of the shows from the rebel base are banned because they promote feminism and infertility, but it seems like people would like to see Squid Game.

I remember a North Korean paper wrote about it (I can only find this Reuters report right now; I used to have a full translation of the article).

North Korean TV could have just showed the show and said it was a documentary showing what happens when Americans come in and “Westernize” you. It basically was a documentary.