Orange Kid Bad: UK Headteacher Bans Fake Tan to Stop Students from Becoming Orange

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
February 27, 2019

Orange kid also bad.

After the blackface scandal it was only a matter of time before orangeface was also labeled a crime.

Daily Mail:

A headmaster at a leading comprehensive has banned his pupils from using fake tan in an attempt make it ‘the best school in the county’.

Matthew Hardwick informed parents at the 1,300-pupil Ulverston Victoria High School in Cumbria that any unnaturally tanned students will be breaching uniform policy.

One 18-year-old pupil said: ‘Quite a lot of girls in the lower school are fairly orange. The school wanted them to tone it down a bit.’

Some parents have accused the school of potentially damaging girls’ self-esteem, particularly in an age where fake tans are so common on programmes like Love Island.

Gill Turner posted: ‘Lots of kids have total body confidence issues, if a bit of fake tan makes them feel better about themselves then surely this helps with concentration?’

Inevitably, another claimed: ‘What about a person’s human rights… Ridiculous

Yeah, what about a person’s human rights, huh?

Stock photo of “fairly orange” girls exercising their human rights.

Paying to fake something that you can get for free by exposing yourself to sunlight for 15-20 minutes every day is absurd.

And there is really only one man who can pull off the orange skin look.

Getting some sunlight on your skin is pretty important. We can’t measure all of of the effects of being under the sun, but we know that being under the sun was common for our ancestors because most of them didn’t work sitting in an office all day, and our ancestors were healthier than us and had more testosterone than us.

When I say they were healthy, I don’t mean they didn’t die of diseases that we can survive today. I mean that when they weren’t sick, they were healthier than we are when we’re not sick today.

Sunlight helps your body produce vitamin D, which is actually a hormone, and although it’s pretty accepted that you need it for bone health, people are starting to realize it may also influence more than we initially thought. Depending on where you live, you may not be able to regularly get sunlight on your skin. In those cases, a vitamin D supplement may help and is usually recommended, but you definitely also need to get your diet in order.

Aside from helping your body make vitamin D, sunlight is also linked to less depression, less anxiety, and to overall feeling better. It even influences your sleep patterns.

You need to go outside and get some nature in you.

Sun, air, green, trees. Breath them all in.

You’re not meant to waste away in a dark room.