Outrageously Ridiculous Monkey President Releases Kwanzaa Message to His People

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 27, 2014

HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is real??? The nerve of these people!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is real??? The nerve of these people!

The stupid monkey President of America, who seems to get stupider by the second, has released his annual Kwanzaa greeting to his African kinfolk.

It reads:

Today begins a celebration highlighting the rich African American heritage and culture through the seven principles of Kwanzaa — unity, self-determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity and faith.

During this season, families come together to reflect on blessings of the past year and look forward to the promises in the year ahead. As we remain committed to building a country that provides opportunity for all, this time of year reminds us that there is much to be thankful for.

As families around the world unite to light the Kinara today, our family extends our prayers and best wishes during this holiday season.

What the hell is “Kwanazaa,” asks ye?

Well, Wikipedia tells us:

Kwanzaa (/ˈkwɑːnzə/) is a week-long celebration held in the United States and in other nations of the Western African diaspora in the Americas. The celebration honors African heritage in African-American culture, and is observed from December 26 to January 1, culminating in a feast and gift-giving. Kwanzaa has seven core principles (Nguzo Saba). It was created by Maulana Karenga, and was first celebrated in 1966–67.

Maulana Karenga created Kwanzaa in 1965 as the first specifically African-American holiday. According to Karenga, the name Kwanzaa derives from the Swahili phrase matunda ya kwanza, meaning “first fruits of the harvest”. The choice of Swahili, an East African language, reflects its status as a symbol of Pan-Africanism, especially in the 1960s, although most East African nations were not involved in the Atlantic slave trade that brought African people to America.

Kwanzaa is a celebration that has its roots in the black nationalist movement of the 1960s, and was established as a means to help African Americans reconnect with their African cultural and historical heritage by uniting in meditation and study of African traditions and Nguzo Saba, the “seven principles of African Heritage” which Karenga said “is a communitarian African philosophy”.

So, basically, it is just more Black revolutionary claptrap, the solution to which is the same as the solution to all Black problems:

Go back to Africa!

You don’t want to be here and we do not want you here! It is the big win-win! No one does not win in the situation where we give you each $5,000 in American dollar bills (untaxed) and a plane ticket to the African nation of your choosing! All of your problems and all of ours will be solved! Just like that!

Imagine how much greater Kwanzaa will be when you're actually in Africa!
Imagine how much greater Kwanzaa will be when you’re actually in Africa!

Also, of interest: the dude who invented Kwanzaa was a violent revolutionary who was sentenced to prison for ten years for kidnapping and torturing two women, wherein he allegedly put a soldering iron inside of one of their mouths.

A true hero, Barack. Great job!