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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 17, 2018
Poor Papa John.
When he attacked me on Twitter, I thought it was funny that I got him fired as CEO during the whole NFL “Kneeling Nubian” scandal thingie.
The statements made on our earnings call were describing the factors that impact our business and we sincerely apologize to anyone that thought they were divisive. That definitely was not our intention. (1/3)
— Papa John's Pizza (@PapaJohns) November 15, 2017
We believe in the right to protest inequality and support the players’ movement to create a new platform for change. We also believe together, as Americans, we should honor our anthem. There is a way to do both. (2/3)
— Papa John's Pizza (@PapaJohns) November 15, 2017
We will work with the players and league to find a positive way forward. Open to ideas from all. Except neo-nazis — ?those guys. (3/3)
— Papa John's Pizza (@PapaJohns) November 15, 2017
But now that I know he hates niggers just like we all do, I am sad for him.
A special committee of the board of directors met on Sunday to discuss its founder John Schnatter, who resigned his chairmanship last week after making racist comments. The board decided to kick him out of his office at Papa John’s headquarters in Louisville, Kentucky.
Papa John’s (PZZA) also announced that Schnatter will “cease all media appearances, and not make any further statements to the media regarding the company, its business or employees,” the company said in a statement. Papa John’s announced Friday it would remove Schnatter’s image from its marketing materials.
The committee said it will oversee an outside auditor’s investigation into Papa John’s culture, including the company’s existing processes, policies and systems related to diversity and inclusion.
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Last week, Schnatter stepped down after it was revealed he used N-word on a conference call with its ad agency, Laundry Service, in May. On Saturday, Schnatter told CNN affiliate WLKY-TV in Louisville that the ad agency extorted him.
They have officially removed Papa John from Papa John’s advertisements.
But the problem here is that the company is named “Papa John’s.”
So how do you fix that?
Do you change the name of the company?
It would obviously be better to just pivot to sell pizzas to people who also hate niggers. Everyone knows that niggers themselves eat Domino’s and Little Caesar’s anyway.
But there’s just one problem: people who hate niggers eat healthy foods.
And as much as I support hating niggers and people who hate niggers, I cannot support the eating of pizza. It simply is not fitting for the Aryan Master race to consume such garbage.
Papa John still controls 30% of the company. He could sell those shares and then sue them for using his name and then start Papa John’s Organic Grass-Fed Beef Steaks. He could do delivery without plastic. He could run ads with niggers being lynched and dragged behind pick-up trucks and start a “Reenslavery” Charity and ensure consumers that a portion of the proceeds of his organic, no plastic steak sales goes to a foundation that lobbies for the repeal of the 13th Amendment and the return of niggers to slavery.
He could also throw in some memes about how he’s “prepping the ovens” for a “real Holocaust.”
Not only would people who literally hate niggers eat these steaks, but so would hipsters who ironically hate niggers. Along with anyone who is concerned about their health, but is ambivalent on the nigger question.
That would be my professional advice to the Papa.
