Phoenix Smashed Balls Guy was a GoDaddy Employee [MEME MAGIC IS REAL]

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 26, 2017

If you don’t believe in MEME MAGIC after this right here, then I tip my fedora to you.

At this point, it takes unfathomable amounts of psychic energy to deny the existence of the frog lord and his powers.

I mean, to say that this entire concept of reality forming itself around our collective thoughts is anything less than objective fact is like gravity denailism. If you’re a gravity denialist, you should jump out a window and see what happens. If you’re a meme magic denialist, you should go work for GoDaddy.

Daily Caller:

The man hit by a pepper ball round in a video that has since gone viral following protests in Phoenix, Az. is now facing charges for aggravated assault on police.

Twenty-nine-year-old Joshua Stuart Cobin was seen kicking a round of tear gas at police officers during a riot on Tuesday night. Following his actions, police fired a pepper ball at his groin, prompting him to fall over in pain. He was helped up by another man wearing a Colin Kaepernick jersey.

The video quickly went viral on social media with memes like “Good Night, Left Nut.”

Cobin, a support representative of website service provider GoDaddy, identified himself as the man in the video on Reddit. Posting under the username “gotyourqueen,” Cobin claimed (despite his actions) that he isn’t a member of Antifa and that he did not support violence towards police and Trump supporters.

“The pepper ball shot missed Major Johnson by 3 inches north so all I have is some bruising in the groin area,” he wrote, adding that he witnessed a “peaceful protest” by the crowd as they were planning to march to the capitol.

Phoenix police announced late yesterday that they booked the man on four criminal charges, including three felony counts of aggravated assault on police and one misdemeanor for unlawful assembly.

AZFamily reports that in Cobin’s court records, police state that at two points beyond the footage captured on film, he picked up gas canisters and threw them at police.

Police said they broke up the demonstration after rocks and other objects were thrown at them.

In an interview with the local news station on Wednesday, Cobin says he suffered second-degree burns from picking up the tear gas cans and spent Tuesday night in an emergency room for inhaling pepper spray.

“I don’t equate kicking or putting back tear gas canisters as attacking police. I never attacked a police officer,” he said to the station, adding that he only kicked back the canister because he didn’t feel their response was justified.

OH AN EMPLOYEE OF GODADDY DIDN’T THINK SOMEONE’S RESPONSE TO SOMETHING WAS JUSTIFIED HUH.

Just to explain meme magic to those of you who don’t know or are stupid: it is the idea that there is an underlying psychic force which drives the material universe and that our collective thoughts – our own psychic energy – is capable of changing physical reality.

The pioneer of this type of thinking was Carl Jung. You can go read his books, if you have that kind of time on your hands and aren’t busy playing fucking Angry Birds or trying to pick-up girls based on your newfound status as a celebrity SKIN TONE HATER as is the case with me.

However, I did read a good bit of this material back before Angry Birds, back before I could just walk up to any random dime and be like “yo bitch, yeah, I’m that guy you saw on TV who is famous because he HATES PEOPLE FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN – and now you botta come back to my place and watch Netflix. Bitch I’m playin you – I ain’t got no Netflix. We’re watchin bittorrented episodes of Rick and Morty while I teach you the 51st shade of gray. Yeah, das rite. Bitch I’m playin you. I don’t know shit about none of that kinky shit you into. I can punch you in the face, but that’s about it. Real talk: Ima play Angry Birds and and simultaneously watch illegally downloaded episodes of Rick and Morty that I’ve already watched thrice while you assemble this $500 juice machine someone sent me as a gift and figure out how to work it. That’s my 2003 teal Honda Civic out front. Yeah, it’s been wrecked. You think I give a fuck? Bitch I hate people BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN. Go get in that teal Civic.” And the bitch just does it.

And I do recommend reading it.

Jung called the concept “synchronicity.”

Wikipedia:

Synchronicity (German: Synchronizität) is a concept, first introduced by analytical psychologist Carl Jung, which holds that events are “meaningful coincidences” if they occur with no causal relationship yet seem to be meaningfully related. During his career, Jung furnished several slightly different definitions of it. Jung variously defined synchronicity as an “acausal connecting (togetherness) principle,” “meaningful coincidence”, and “acausal parallelism.” He introduced the concept as early as the 1920s but gave a full statement of it only in 1951 in an Eranos lecture.

In 1952 Jung published a paper “Synchronizität als ein Prinzip akausaler Zusammenhänge” (Synchronicity – An Acausal Connecting Principle) in a volume which also contained a related study by the physicist and Nobel laureate Wolfgang Pauli, who was sometimes critical of Jung’s ideas. Jung’s belief was that, just as events may be connected by causality, they may also be connected by meaning. Events connected by meaning need not have an explanation in terms of causality, which does not generally contradict the Axiom of Causality.

But it only happened when the internet was created that Meme Magic was born: because we were all transmitting the same thoughts at the same time and thus creating the meaning that connects events.

I can tell you straight-faced that I believe this is 100% real.

All that the material world is is a projection of consciousness, and we have the ability to bend it to our collective will.

We run this bitch, which is why the Jews are trying to burn it down.