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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 30, 2019
I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t sleep with a woman, because they snore, drool, sweat and are disgusting. They will also try to touch you with their sweaty little hands at night – even touching you on the face, which not even most dogs will do – and they smell terrible (much worse than dogs).
However, I often feel lonely in bed. So the idea of Pikachu sleeping next to me brings me great joy.
RT:
Pokemon Sleep is a new app, currently in development, that tracks a player’s sleep patterns and uses the data for gameplay in a bizarre evolution of gaming that borders on the nightmarish.
Sleep will work in conjunction with the next generation of the Pokemon Go Plus device to extend the gaming experience into the unconscious portion of the day. “You can use it to play Pokémon GO during the day as well as with Pokémon Sleep at night!” the Pokemon Company announced, proclaiming its ambitions to dominate the entire circadian cycle.
We’re pleased to announce the development of Pokémon Sleep, a new app from @Pokemon_cojp that tracks a user’s time sleeping and brings a gameplay experience unlike any other!
Several Snorlax were consulted on this, in case you were wondering. #PokemonSleep is coming in 2020. pic.twitter.com/nJ7mJY09Dl
— Pokémon (@Pokemon) May 29, 2019
The app will reportedly monitor how long the player has slept for and mark when they wake up which will impact their gaming experience in an as yet unclear way.
The app will use a device known as a Pokemon Go Plus + (yes, two plusses) which looks like a flattened, disc-like Pokeball which is left beside the player’s pillow and will be capable of monitoring their sleep and storing the data on their smartphone via bluetooth.
“We want to turn sleep into entertainment,” an executive explained at a press conference in Tokyo Tuesday.
“The concept of this game is for players to look forward to waking up every morning,” said Tsunekazu Ishihara, president and CEO of the Pokémon Company, adding that the new app would be released some time in 2020.
This is a brilliant idea and it is sure to increase the quality of my personal life.
