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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 27, 2017
You thought Doctor Gook’s Wild Ride and then “hit me” stroller thief employee was the last you’d hear of some top news story involving airplanes for a while?
You silly, dumb sonovabitch.
The news stories about things happening on planes are just getting started.
The Internet is still reeling from the unexplained death of Simon, a giant rabbit reportedly destined to be the world’s largest, after he was flown from London to Chicago on a United Airlines flight.
Simon, a three-foot continental rabbit was reported to be in good health before the journey but died on the way to his new owner int he U.S. The incident has prompted outrage at United Airlines from animal lovers on social media, and renewed the debate surrounding animal air transport safety.
According to data collected by the Department of Transportation, United Airlines had the worst record with pet injuries or deaths in 2016. Nine pets died while being transported by the legacy carrier and another 14 were injured last year. The closest any other airline came to United’s record was Delta, which suffered five pet deaths and five injuries the same year.
United transported 109,149 animals in 2016– far more than almost every other carrier in the DOT’s report — the lone exception being Alaskan Airlines, which transported 112,281 animals. Alaskan, on the other hand, only had two pet deaths and one injury.
Did you think that giant dead rabbit is the end of the day’s plane-related news storm?
Then you’re a fucking retard.
A Milwaukee man was reportedly kicked off a Delta Air Lines flight earlier this month after going to the restroom while the plane waited to takeoff on the runway.
Kima Hamilton was flying from Atlanta’s Hartsfield–Jackson International Airport to Milwaukee on April 18. The plane had left the gate and was waiting on the tarmac for about 30 minutes, reports the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
As the aircraft was waiting to depart, Hamilton says he realized he urgently needed to use the restroom.
“I don’t normally pee right before I get on the plane, and I’ve never had a problem like this before,” Hamilton recalled to the Journal Sentinel. “I don’t remember drinking an abnormal amount of water.”
He got up to use the bathroom and was reportedly told by a flight attendant that the plane would lose its spot in the takeoff queue if he went inside. But Hamilton couldn’t hold it so he quickly relieved himself then went back to his seat.
But the incident wasn’t over.
“The pilot came on and said, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry for the inconvenience but we have to return to the gate and remove a passenger,’ ” Hamilton said. “It escalated to that point that fast.”
Two Delta employees boarded the plane and approached Hamilton, at which point fellow passenger Krista Rosolino began filming the confrontation.
“I purchased this ticket. I’ve — I had an emergency. I had to pee. … I tried to hold it the first time. … I absolutely couldn’t…and now I’m being kicked off the plane,” Hamilton can be heard saying in the clip.
Soon, a second agent approaches Hamilton and tells him that he needs to leave the plane. He eventually complied and was escorted off the aircraft where he was greeted by law enforcement.
“It was already understood and decided that I was a problem and I was getting kicked off the plane. When I exited there were FBI agents waiting for me with Delta personnel,” he said.
Grounded by Delta, Hamilton told WDJT he was forced to buy a ticket for a Southwest flight– at three times the price of his original Delta ticket– to get home later that evening.
It’s plane season, so get ready for more plane-related top news.
I’m currently considering adding a “planes” section to the front page of Daily Stormer, so that people are able to keep up on all the latest stories about planes.
I’m also launching a daily three hour podcast called “Stormy Skies,” where we will focus on the latest plane-related news and crises.
UPDATE 12:25 EST:
We have a breaking news that happened on a plane update here at the Daily Stormy Skies – and you dumbassess were truly stupid enough to believe there was no more plane related news today.
WWJ:
While some are dragged off a plane kicking and screaming for refusing to give up their seat or berated and bashed with a stroller, a Garden City woman has filed a civil suit against Delta Airlines after she says she was sexually assaulted on a flight from Myrtle Beach.
And she says the flight attendants did nothing to stop the man next to her from masturbating or assaulting her until they landed.
Pathetic.
“How to stop a masturbating man” classes are mandated for all stewardesses by the Federal aviation authority center in Washington, DC.
The passenger on that flight, Christopher Finkley, 41, was convicted last month of assault and indecent exposure.
The convictions stem from two separate incidents on the Delta flight; Finkley exposing himself to the flight attendants and the second is for taking another seat on the plane and assaulting a female passenger seated in coach.
The victim’s attorney, Jordan Acker, says it happened on a flight from Florida to Detroit on July 27, 2016, when Finkley unapologetically exposed himself on the flight while masturbating in his seat and then was allowed to move freely around the cabin. He eventually settled in next to the victim, a waitress and mother of a 15-year-old girl, and reached his hands under her shorts.
“While he was doing this, the defendant told her that he ‘liked white women’ and asked ‘where’s your man?’” the complaint says. The victim says she told the man to stop and said her kids were sitting behind her. He eventually left, the complaint says, and went back to masturbating in his own seat with his penis exposed.
“And this gentleman, if I want to call him that, was fondling himself in first class — he was noticed about 40 minutes into the two-hour flight by a flight attendent — the flight attendent apparently called down to Detroit to make sure that police would be there to arrest this man,” said Acker.
Absolutely incredible plane news.
It’s staggering, the things that are happening on planes these days.
And we’re here to make sure you stay informed, with updates on the hour every hour.
