Planet of the Apes Government Announces Plan to Fight “Islamophobia” in Wake of Paris Massacre

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
January 9, 2015

"Yo dawg.  Ef yo aine lyk dem snackbar, maybe yall muffugguhs aine seen da kinda Allah we gos upindis muffuggen snackbar." -Obama on the presence of Allah among us
“Yo dawg. Ef yo aine lyk dem snackbar, maybe yall muffugguhs aine seen da kinda Allah we gos upindis muffuggen snackbar.” -Obama on the presence of Allah among us

Just when you expected this exact thing to happen, the Planet of the Apes Occupation government has come out and announced that they are launching a PR campaign for Islam to make sure people don’t think negatively of it just because its adherents insist on killing anyone who disagrees with them.

Press Secretary Josh Earnest has assured us he knows that Islam is peaceful and we just need to trust him.

There are some individuals that are using a peaceful religion and grossly distorting it, and trying to use its tenets to inspire people around the globe to carry out acts of violence. And we have enjoyed significant success in enlisting leaders in the Muslim community, like I said, both in the United States and around the world to condemn that kind of messaging, to condemn those efforts to radicalize individuals, and to be clear about what the tenets of Islam actually are. And we’re going to redouble those efforts in the days and weeks ahead.

The obvious trouble here is that the Koran explicitly condones the type of action, and it isn’t even debatable that killing someone who insults Islam and Mohammed is not only allowed but commanded.

Qur’an (6:93) – “Who can be more wicked than one who inventeth a lie against Allah?” If the death penalty is prescribed for lesser crime, then it stands to reason that it should be imposed for the most “wicked”.

Qur’an (33:57) – “Lo! those who malign Allah and His messenger, Allah hath cursed them in this world and the Hereafter, and hath prepared for them the doom of the disdained”

Qur’an (33:61) – [continues from above] “Accursed, they will be seized wherever found and slain with a (fierce) slaughter.”

The argument of Obama and all of these snake Jews is that the Moslems don’t really follow their own religious texts in the same way that Christians believe the Old Testament is historical but don’t follow the Hebrew legal system, but this is just a trick which scholars or anyone who has looked into it even casually (or just asked a Moslem) are aware. Mohammed is believed by Moslems to be the final prophet and they do not believe that a single word can be altered from the Koran, that it is to be precisely obeyed.

And their book does not contain subtlety and metaphor open for interpretation in the way the words of Christ and the Apostles do. The book is very straight-forward and literal. When it says:

Qur’an (5:38) – “As to the thief, Male or female, cut off his or her hands: a punishment by way of example, from Allah, for their crime: and Allah is Exalted in power.”

it literally means “cut their hand off with a knife.”