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Sven Longshanks
Daily Stormer
December 31, 2014
The President of Argentina has adopted a Jewish werewolf in order to prevent him from turning into a monster, The Independent reports.
Despite the church already having tried doing this for many centuries with no success whatsoever in preventing Jews from reverting to their satanic type, President Christina Fernández de Kirchner is certain that she will succeed.
Everywhere has superstitious tales about seventh sons of seventh sons, but in Argentina they have a different twist to the tale, claiming that the seventh son born to a family will turn into a werewolf on his 13th birthday.
In order to prevent this from happening, a tradition began in 1907 that the president would adopt any seventh sons, thereby averting the curse and preventing the boy from changing into a baby-eating poo-flinging half-man/half beast type creature.
As usual the feminists did not want to be left out, so in 1973 they agitated for the practice of adoption to be extended to baby girls, despite there being no folklore about seventh daughters.
Where ever the feminists go you know the Jews will not be far behind, prodding them on and encouraging them in their madness and now there is a Jewlet demanding to be adopted by the president.
You can also make a safe guess that if they are involved there will be more to it than just being able to claim you are a symbolically adopted son of the president.
Sure enough, there is a gold medal and an educational scholarship that the wolfboy gets too.
Could the president not find any of her own people to bestow this award upon?
She even sucked up to the Jewish parents and called the mother ‘Queen Esther.’
Despite all these attempts to ward off the mythical creatures, there are still many unexplained attacks on live-stock and babies in Argentina.
Instead of adopting Jews to prevent this, they should really be taking a look at European history, where they would find that the identity of many of those horrific creatures from folklore was actually the Jews themselves.
