Putin Declares: “Mars is Back on the Menu”

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
March 16, 2018

Trump’s been talking about going to Mars lately. This is no coincidence, we’ve been meme-ing it pretty hard so it only makes sense that Trump would start to respond.

But now the Kremlin has thrown its hat in the ring and says they are going to Mars in a year.

RT:

Russia is launching an ambitious series of missions to the Red Planet, starting with an unmanned Mars mission in 2019, President Vladimir Putin said in an interview.

“We are planning unmanned and later manned launches – into deep space, as part of a lunar program and for Mars exploration. The closest mission is very soon, we are planning to launch a mission to Mars in 2019,” the president said in an interview shown in a new documentary by Andrey Kondrashov.

He added that the lunar exploration program would target the polar regions of the moon.

“Our specialists will try landing near the poles because there are reasons to expect water there. There is research to be done there, and from that, research of other planets and outer space can be undertaken,” Putin said.

The plans for Russia’s lunar program include a landing test at moons’ southern pole scheduled for 2019, testing technology that can be used for a permanent lunar outpost in 2023 and a soil retrieval mission in 2025. A base on the moon may be established sometime in the 2040s or 2050s. 

The reason that we are talking so much about space right now is because everyone is starting to realize that there are too many niggers on planet Earth.

So naturally, we’re all making plans to move to a planet with “better schools”.

But the race to Mars is more than just Cold War space race 2.0 if you consider it from the perspective of the Alt-Right.

Think about it.

The first people to make it to Mars will get to decide the policy regarding Mars’ immigration policy. If we smuggle some of our guys onto Mars, we can launch an Alt-Right coup and ban niggers and Jews from the Red Planet forever.

Elon Musk is making a ship that will take colonists to Mars soon – assuming he’s not a big lying fraud. And that means we need to smuggle Stormers onto the SpaceX ship. 

We will dub them the Space Stormers – agents sent by the Interweb Nazis into the cosmos to conquer planets through subterfuge and guile.

Seriously though, this is an important mission for all Stormers out there.

GET YOUR ASS ON THAT SHIP BOUND FOR MARS.

Once you’re in, you have to red pill the crew and eventually take control of the cockpit. The next step is to appoint a Space-Fuhrer and to make the Red Planet the Space Nazi Planet.

I suggest this flag for the Mars colony:

And if that fails, we can go for the second best prize: the Moon.

This is an exciting new frontier for mankind. We need to DOMINATE it.