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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 7, 2018
Come on, you guys. This really isn’t fair to gorillas.
Good news, friends.
Some shit in our pool and we’ve got a big brown turd floating our way.
That might not sound good to you, but let me tell you about this particular turd: it’s turdlady Michelle Obama, and I believe she is going to enter politics.
Michelle Obama transformed from stately queen to dancing partner for one adorable toddler living her best life.
Two-year-old Parker Curry took the internet by storm last week after a photo of her standing awestruck in front of Michelle Obama’s portrait went viral.
The toddler, who told her mother Jessica Curry she thought the former first lady was a queen, had a chance to boogie with the former first lady after Obama invited the pair to her office in Washington DC.
LITERALLY QUANGZ
Obama shared a heartwarming clip of the two dancing to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off,” and wrote, “Parker, I’m so glad I had the chance to meet you today (and for the dance party)!”
She added, “Keep on dreaming big for yourself…and maybe one day I’ll proudly look up at a portrait of you!”
The video sent social media into a meltdown, and Chelsea Clinton called it “pure magic” while another Twitter user chimed in and wrote, “THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE WOMEN LIKE MICHELLE OBAMA.”
Seriously, watch this.
Parker, I'm so glad I had the chance to meet you today (and for the dance party)! Keep on dreaming big for yourself…and maybe one day I'll proudly look up at a portrait of you! pic.twitter.com/faUVTsYWun
— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) March 6, 2018
And these people have the nerve to act like they’re not monkeys straight-up out the jungle? And that it confuses them when people suggest that they are?
Who is kidding who here?
I’ll tell you who’s not kidding: me. When I tell you that I have witnessed over the last couple of months a steady drumming up of Michelle Obama as a relevant person that people should be thinking about.
I don’t know what they’re planning on doing with here, but it’s not nothing. It’s also not the 2020 election. I could actually see them trying that, because these people are unhinged and desperate, but if they were going to try that there would be louder noise surrounding her.
But probably she’s getting ready to run for Senate or something.
Basically the Democrats done goofed all their shit up, and they’ve got no one in the party who people do not hate. Obama has all this political capital. He’s disappeared because he may or may not have the hammer coming down on him, but if the hammer doesn’t come down on him (and realistically, it probably won’t), his gorilla wife, the Jews think, becomes a useful figure.
I don’t think she really will be all that useful, because she’s a horribly ugly, shrill black woman who literally hates white people (and doesn’t try to hide it like her mulatto husband always did). But I can see why they would think that.
If they promote her as a main figure in the Democrat Party, it is very good for our agenda to pull any remaining whites out of that trap.
I’m botta do
I’m ready to do da
Kwuangz
