Real List of Threats to America

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 6, 2015

Yesterday, I published a government list of threats to America, released by Homoland Security.

It looked like this:

Following the publishing of the list, I received the following email from the government:

Dear Mr. Anglin,

Dude lol we were just trolling you ROFLMAO.

We didn’t think you were so stupid as to actually publish the fake list, you dumb asshole.

Anyway, attached is the actual real list of threats. It is supposed to be TOP SECRET but you might as well publish it anyway, prick LMFAO.

Sincerely,

Master-Chief of Homoland Security

Here is the correct list which they attached.

The original troll report also included this chart:

The real version they sent me looked like this: