Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 30, 2017
Well, this is weird…
Not really sure what to say, exactly, other than that maybe Juncker should get involved in a program.
European Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker this afternoon issued a jaw-dropping threat to the United States, saying he could campaign to break up the country in revenge for Donald Trump’s supportive comments about Brexit.
In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.
Yeah dude, I mean, those type of threats – probably not a good idea. Not a way to get support.
Trump is meeting Putin soon, and if we team up with Russia we can totally crush the EU in like, 12 hours.
You’re not in any position to be making threats.
Instead, you should be down on your knees, begging.
Speaking at the centre-right European People Party’s (EPP) annual conference in Malta this afternoon, the EU Commission boss did not hold back in his disdain for the White House chief’s eurosceptic views.
He said: “Brexit isn’t the end. A lot of people would like it that way, even people on another continent where the newly elected US President was happy that the Brexit was taking place and has asked other countries to do the same.
“If he goes on like that I am going to promote the independence of Ohio and Austin, Texas in the US.”
Okay so, I understand the Texas reference, but being an Ohioan, I have never come across any Ohio Independence Movement, save for the one I tried to start in 2002.
Did he actually just name a random state?
Or is there some reference I’m missing?
Mr Juncker’s comments did not appear to be made in jest and were delivered in a serious tone, although one journalist did report some “chuckles” in the audience and hinted the EU boss may have been joking. The remarks came in the middle of an angry speech in which the top eurocrat railed widely against critics of the EU Commission.
Yeah, people are going to laugh at this old sloppy drunk making threats like the Wicked Witch in Wizard of Oz making threats as she melts.
And of course the kike media is going to be all like “oh, no, no, he’s just joking – he would never say that seriously, goyim.”
REAL NEWS EXCLUSIVE ANALYSIS HERE: The most likely thing is that the speech-writer meant it as a joke but he didn’t pick-up on that and so delivered it as a regular, straight-faced threat.
They will be seen as totally inexplicable at a time when EU-US relations appeared to be on the mend, with Vice-President Mike Pence having completed a largely successful trip to Brussels and the commander-in-chief himself significantly softening his tone towards the EU project.
Mr Juncker did not criticise Britain at all during his speech, and only made reference to Brexit in relation to Mr Trump and the opportunities it presents for Europe to reform itself.
He told the audience in Malta: “Brexit isn’t the end of everything. We must consider it to be a new beginning, something that is stronger, something that is better.”
lol yeah.
“This economic Union will be better and stronger having lost the second biggest and fastest-growing economy in this economic Union.”
That statement is on-par with the “I’ll split off Ohio” threat.
How is this guy a world leader?
He’s one of the most powerful people in the world, and he is a gross drunk who behaves like a madman every time he goes out in public and does weird, socially inappropriate things.
For example, chocking, slapping and kissing people:
You also may catch him strangely rubbing a man’s head.
Or touching a man’s face.
I mean, I understand that being the quirky drunk is his gimmick – the way he distinguishes himself in a sea of interchangeable eurocrat globalists – but just imagine if a guy showed up at your backyard BBQ and started acting like this, totally red-faced wasted in the middle of the day and touching people’s faces in a way that made them feel uncomfortable.
This is the same guy who in July of last year said he was in contact with alien rulers, and it is believed that he may actually himself be a reptilian of the most diabolical sort – which is pretty much the only good explanation for his position.
He really said that, by the way. Real thing. Not some stupid joke.
Here’s the clip.
Our resident native French speaker, Zeiger, has confirmed those subtitles as correct, for any non-French speakers thinking it’s an angry Hitler-meme style hoax.
I have no idea what he meant, but the fact that the media didn’t even talk about it was disturbing. They are usually quick to jump on “oh that wacky drunk sonovabitch Juncker, he’s at it again” type stories, but that got like zero coverage.
I have speculated that it is quite possible that the Jews have staged some kind of elaborate fake aliens hoax as a means to control global leaders. As in, they present fake news evidence of aliens to these people and tell them that the aliens aren’t going to give us their high technologies until we create a one-world government free of hate.
I don’t really have any serious reason to believe that is the case, but it’s an idea I’ve had for a while based on several other weird incidents, and the Junker “met with the leaders of other planets” speech – and its subsequent lack of media coverage – really got the wheels turning in my brain.
Because I mean, technically, it’s possible that reptilians are real. That is not technically outside of the realm of possibility.
One time I read a Russian aliens guy who was obsessed with the KGB documents trove as it related to aliens say that the KGB – or some report they produced, at least – believed that Jews carried the DNA of insectoid aliens. I’m not sure that is true or not, I’ve never been able to find it and I don’t think it was ever translated into English. Maybe one of our Russian readers can tell us (every Russian is obsessed with alien-related conspiracies and has an encyclopedic knowledge of them).