Revealed: Duck Boat was Invented by a Nigerian

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 21, 2018

Yesterday, I condemned the Duck Boat as an unnatural abomination, unfit for the world of men.

A lot of the neon-nazis who read this site then white knighted for the Duck Boat, claiming that the colored family that drown deserved it because they are “dumb niggers” (commenters’ words) and that the Duck Boat driver driver was probably also colored.

Well, you white knighters, it turns out the duck boat was invented by a Nigerian.

A serious Nigerian inventor, seen in this completely unironic documentary, made without irony of any kind by Business Insider – which, in case you didn’t know, is a news website.

So, you white knighting nazis – how do you feel knowing that your beloved death machine was invented by a “dumb nigger”?

Not so hot, I’d imagine.

Not so smug.

I am starting a lobbying group to appeal the Duck Boat Amendment, so we can outlaw these things once and for all.

We’re shutting it down, folks.

We have to shut it down.

Although many prominent academics believe that Africans invented everything and that whites stole their civilization, the subject is hotly debated by racists like Christopher Hitchens.

But we know for a fact the Duck Boat came straight from Nigeria.

So: was it sent with good will?

Or was it a trojan horse, designed to drown American negroes in Missouri?

The Justice Department needs to appoint a special counsel to investigate collusions between this Missouri Duck Boat tour company – “Ride the Duck” – and Nigeria.

Despite the claims of Donald Drumpf, Nigeria is not “a great friend.”

They are a dangerous enemy, who has now been found to be meddling in our lake boat industry.