Russkies Unleash Barrage of Nuclear-Armed Intercontinental Bants at US

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
April 11, 2018

Trump’s been boomer-posting on Twitter about unleashing a “smart” missile barrage at Russia.

And the Russians have responded with some bants of their own. They should get a Twitter account, but they would get banned for quite literally being Kremlin trolls I guess.

RT:

Responding to a threat from US President Donald Trump, who said Russia should prepare for “nice new and smart missiles” launched by America at Syria, Moscow said if the weapons were smart, they would target terrorists.

“Smart missiles should fly towards terrorists, not [Syria’s] lawful government, which has spent several years fighting against international terrorism on its territory,” Russian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Maria Zakharova said in response to Trump’s tweet on Wednesday.

H-h-hottie

Those are some nuclear-grade bants.

As a Twitter troll and bants-master, I hope that Trump will gain some respect for the Russians because one great bantser respects another.

That’s what the New Cold War should look like. 

A Twitter battle. That’s what the people want and that’s really the only way to settle things nowadays. No one really cares about your political platform if you can’t handle the bantz on Twitter.

I recommend the Russkies start a nuclear meme-race to start bombarding Trump and the American normies with on Twitter.

They really should enlist the Alt-Right army as like a guerrilla force because the American Deep State already has the Tali-BANhammer on their side thanks to Twitter’s liberal bias.

Together we could bantz the libs, Jews, MAGApedes and kikes into oblivion.