Sargon of Akkad Grills Richard Spencer on His Plan to Kill Puppies

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
January 6, 2018

Sargon: In your perfect lily white ethnostate, how would you go about killing puppies?

Spencer: Killing puppies? That’s seemingly a strange question –

Sargon: You stupid fuck. Dumb, stupid fucking prick. I can’t believe you. So tell me, how would you murder these puppies? Would you bash their little brains in with a wrench as they are sucking at mama bitch’s teets, Richard? Is that how you would do it?

Spencer: I don’t think there is any need to kill puppies, Sargon.

Sargon: Well, what if it has rabies, Richard? What would you do then?

Spencer: I’m not a veterinarian, but if a dog has rabies, it would probably need to be put down.

Sargon: So then you admit that you are planning to slaughter little puppies?

Spencer: In the situation that you’re describing, yes.

Sargon: HAHAHAHAHAHA – HE ADMITS IT! Absolutely incredible…

Spencer: Well, this is just –

Sargon: You stupid, ignorant motherfucker. You dumb, stupid twat. Do you have any idea what you just said? You admitted right now that in your perfect ethnostate, you are planning to just murder innocent little puppies. And you think that people won’t rise up against you, when you start killing the puppies? How will you deal with people who disagree with your planned wholesale slaughter of puppies? Will you kill them too? Because you’re gonna have to, Richard.

Spencer: I have no plan to kill puppies.

Sargon: So then you’ll just let a pack of rabies-infested dogs roam your white ethnostate, attacking people left and right? What if one of those rabies infested dogs kills a child, Richard? Will you just say “fuck that little child, I don’t care because I’m just happy in my white country thinking about my ancestors”? Give me a fucking break. Children are going to die, Richard, because you are too fucking stupid to deal with the rabid dog problem in your ethnostate.

Spencer: In the ethnostate, we will have an animal control service which is designed to deal with the issues surrounding puppies and dogs. Existing states right now are managing their pet population just fine, and we would be able to do the same.

Sargon: Well Richard, you stupid fucking cunt, what if there was an earthquake and it collapsed the animal control service’s central building and the entire managing staff was crushed to death? Then you’d have rabid dogs on the loose and no one to deal with that problem, now wouldn’t you Richard? What would you do then? Would you go out with a machete and chop the rabid dogs up yourself, you fucking maniac? What if you got your machete all ready and got in the car to go kill the roaming rabid dogs and then your car overheated? Then what? Richard, do you not realize that your dream is impossible if you cannot answer this simple question?

Spencer: If there were rabies infected dogs on the loose and everyone who works for animal control was dead because of an earthquake, I would send in the police to deal with the roaming rabid dogs.

Sargon: Okay well then, what about when you send in the police but then a police officer gets bit by the dog and hey, bob’s your uncle, it’s not rabies that the dog was infected with, but a zombie virus. Now you’ve got a rapidly spreading living dead catastrophe in your ethnostate, and you don’t have a fucking clue how to deal with it.

Spencer: If a zombie virus broke loose in the ethnostate then I would quarantine those infected.

Sargon: Well how the fuck do you plan to do that, Richard? A zombie virus spreads extremely rapidly.

Spencer: We would use the military to cordon off areas that were affected or reported to be and do evacuations from areas surrounding infected zones.

Sargon: How would you know who was infected with the zombie virus and who was not?

Spencer: You can see, visually, if a person is a zombie or not.

Sargon: Richard, that isn’t scientific. What specifically defines a zombie?

Spencer: A zombie is a person who has been infected with a zombie virus. They are the living dead.

Sargon: What if a person has a non-zombie related flesh-eating virus and is also mentally ill and on a psychotic rampage? That wouldn’t be a zombie, now would it Richard? But it sure would look to be a zombie to the untrained eye, wouldn’t it? Would the military quarantine that person too?

Spencer: It’s possible that the military could mistake such a person for a zombie, but that really doesn’t seem like something that is likely to be a problem.

Sargon: Richard, what is a zombie? What if a person is infected with a zombie virus, then is frozen in carbonate, then is unfrozen in a future where a cure exists for the zombie virus, then they travel back in time to the time of the outbreak? Would you quarantine that person?

Spencer: Well, that person wouldn’t be infected with the zombie virus anymore, so unless he told people of his situation, no one would know.

Sargon: Richard just admit it, you have no fucking idear what a zombie is.

Spencer: Sargon, it isn’t difficult to distinguish a zombie from a non-zombie.

Sargon: Richard. Listen to me. I know this is going to be hard for you to understand, but I just want you to listen. What if an entire city was overrun by zombies – would you nuke the city?

Spencer: If I didn’t think there was any hope, and the city had been overrun by zombies, I would consider using nuclear weapons to keep the zombie virus from spreading, yes.

Sargon: So you admit that in order to keep your ethnostate from devolving into a zombie apocalypse, you are just going to go around nuking your own cities, killing your fellow white Aryans in atomic flames?

Spencer: Hypothetically, if that was what needed to be done. I would contain the zombie virus by any means necessary.

Sargon: You fucking maniac. This is un-fucking-believable. Did you ever think, Richard, that there may be survivors in the infected zones when you nuked the city? And they would just die. Richard, what would you tell the families of the people who could have lived, but who you nuked because you couldn’t control a fucking zombie virus?

Spencer: I would have a poet write a eulogy for the deceased, and build a memorial to them.

Sargon: What poet? What poet then, Richard? It has to be a living one. Because if he’s going to write a eulogy for the dead in a city that you nuked because of a zombie virus outbreak, he’s going to need to be alive, now isn’t he Richard?

Spencer: Sargon, I would pick a professional poet who I thought could write a meaningful memorial for the dead.

Sargon: Name the poet, Richard. Which one is it?

Spencer: I don’t know, Sargon.

Sargon: You see folks, right there – “I don’t know.” He has no fucking idear. No. Fucking. Idear. Because this is what happens when you take rights away from the individual, Richard. You are a tyrant and your ethnostate is in ruins. If you had read Thomas Paine, you would understand that, but you didn’t read Thomas Paine because you’re an idiot and you have no idear what you’re talking about.