Category: Featured Stories
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Memetic Tuesday: We Don’t Need No Water
Sorry.
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The Heel Turn Continues: Starbucks Ends Its “Homeless Niggers, Please Come Loiter Here” Policy!
Starbucks, the most Jewish, sterile, safe company on earth, is saying “get out, nigger.”
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Sadistic Homosexual NATO Chief Says If Countries Don’t Give Him a Lot of Money, Russia Will Conquer All of Europe
Is Russia going to march on Berlin and force everyone to speak Russian? Or are they weak losers who don’t have any missiles?
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Volonogonimoro Zileienskiyiye Says He’s Sending Firefighters to Save California
Zileienskiyiye is finally trying to endear himself to the American public, instead of just making demands and threats.
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North Koreans Captured in the Ukraine Refuse Offer to Defect
This is a big narrative problem, isn’t it?
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Fraud Governor Accuses Fraud Gamer of Encouraging Looting
Elon creating chaos on the streets!
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UK: Old Women Spray Paint Darwin’s Grave to Defeat Climate Change
We’re all doomed.
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Elon Musk Faking His Path of Exile 2 Account Proves He is a Fraud (And a Stupid, Petty Fraud at That)
Elon Musk is the Apex of Filth.
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Romania: Massive Crowds Assemble in Protest of Government Voiding Election Because the Right-Wing Guy Won
The entire system running the Western world is about as serious as an Elon Musk Path of Exile 2 stream.
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Satanic “Pope Faggot” Announces Homosexuals Can be Priests Now
It just keeps getting worse.
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Steve Bannon Says “Evil” Elon Musk Will be Kicked Out of MAGA by the Inauguration
I wish Baron would tell Trump Elon must be fired over Fraud Gamer.
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US State Department Labels Dublin Riots “White-Identity Terrorism”
If you don’t do what the US government says, they will destroy you.
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Virginia: Black Pastor Attacked for Making Teen Slut Apologize for Getting Pregnant
Sluts be mad.
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California: Cats Allegedly Dying from Bird Flu After Drinking Raw Milk
This is why we have to kill the cows too, goy.
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Faggot Pope Picks Faggot as Washington Archbishop
Francis’ pick said mass deportation of migrants is “incompatible” with Catholic doctrine.