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And they just keep coming...

Why would you want to get rid of your greatest strength like that?

Ideally, 100% of Parliament should be trannies.

This is an Illness Revelations article AND filler (a truly dynamic duo). I know it's current events, and we're trying to keep current events out of the Illness Revelations official category, but we have to consider, [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship: people will be reading the collected Illness Revelations 100 and 1,000 years from now, so we need to provide some historical context of when these Revelations occurred. You will surely recall that the illness itself coincided with the Hamas attack. I do not believe this is a coincidence.

The Illness Revelations have barely even begun. But they're not happening today because the site is basically totally down.

I can't do the bit. This is filler.

The Jews can't keep claiming everyone always hates them for no reason.

It's a living nightmare.

A woman judge did it, of course.

Joe Biden is going to be heading into 2024 with a 30% approval rating.

Newsom has held a press conference responding to DeSantis' plans to arm the IDF.

I believe this is real news, but I am also not totally convinced this will happen.

Jews are putting razors under the posters now, by the way.

What's even the crime here?

Took you a while...

It cannot be stopped.

He's doomed.

What mechanism is enforcing this George Floydism on the corporate world?

It's over, Ronny, you little piglet.

"They hate me for no reason because I murder children" is not a viable narrative.

This is bad, bad, bad crisis management.

42% are also stupid enough to think they can sue Pfizer.

That was quick.

They're ostensibly cracking down on support for Hamas, but nobody's really dumb enough to believe that.

The teachers discouraged them from protesting.

As opposed to a ceasefire.

The film is not really about the Irish. That is more just an aesthetic thing.

There are a lot of variables.

The Jews are working hard to get everyone to hate them.

Remember all the previous caravans? Those are already inside.

Why not just leave?

I'm sure this isn't gonna turn out to have horrific side effects in a few years.

The alien hoax is still on the table.

We'd be a lot stronger together, my dearest kinsmen.

I'm siding with the whores on this one.

Because the grass is green.

How are "human shields" a valid concept if Israel admits to targeting civilians?

Maybe she didn't know?

I don't think this is possible.

I'm sure this Jew is giving the real numbers.

I hope OJ is doing as well as he seems to be doing.

The Border Patrol has been ordered to stop cutting the razor wire at the border.

Imagine my shock!

Democracy is an euphemism for the colonization of anuses.

He's suspected of owning mean things and saying mean words.

They call themselves the United Nazis for a reason.

Has this guy never heard of Anne Frank?

SORRY LATE - PLEASE DON'T READ THE TEXT IT'S TRASH.

As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.

This is not a "ground invasion." It is a "border incursion."

But he won't blame America...

It's a very good plan.

What did he even do?

What are the Jews trying to do here, exactly? Uniting the entire planet against them?

You know the shooter is black because no one was killed.

If a baby is inside a woman, she's legally allowed to cut it up. Consider what that means for your penis.

He's doing this because of slavery.

NEARLY 7,000 WORDS. CONCLUSION OF FIRST WEEK OF ILLNESS REVELATIONS. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO READ THIS MATERIAL.

This is basically illness tier.

"I am a gay man who worked for another gay man and we went around the world doing drugs and having sex with other gay men" sounds more like an admission than an accusation.

He deserved to die a long time ago. 

These people seem serious. Any time would probably be a good time to start leaving them alone.

HAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS

It's getting worse at an accelerated rate.

He has further declared "the global supremacy of the Irish race."

"Axis of Terror"? More like the Justice League.

Self-pity is the most destructive force in the human universe.

The Jews are America's chosen people.

The Jews can't possibly expect the world to forgive them after this.

Hamas claims so.

So this is bad, but tranny kids must be celebrated?

Brute crime is a small price to pay for the enrichment that black people bring to society.

Germany, Austria and Finland are leading.

Cool story, bro.

The Iranians are threatening to kill American civilians. No one wants to say it. But that's the consequence of war with them.

Bitch is hot, tbh.

The Jews are never going to fix their reputation.

The climate is breaking down! Temperatures are all wrong! You did this!

Don't worry, it's safe to poison the ocean with this. The fish are not complaining.

Feeling thirsty?

This is the Illness Revelations centerpiece of the day, even though it doesn't contain any actual illness revelations.

Penalties for those caught playing the block-building game in Florida include up to 20 years in prison, and a $250,000 fine.

Interestingly, he'd just spent two weeks in a mental facility. I wonder what they did to him?

Due to democracy, neither Filipinos nor Americans get a say in this.

WHAT CHANGED????

Wow, an anti-Iranian atrocity hoax? Today? Never would have expected it!

It's just an injunction for now, but they have a good chance of winning.

Dumb cunts.

The deer should burn this bitch down.

It's very important.

Drink responsibly and don't let these whores make you feel like you're doing something wrong.

The Geneva Convention is an age-old trope. 

I think it's important, as both an academic and a practical matter, to analyze and try to understand their unique behavior patterns, which are different from those of any other humans on earth - by a lot. 

He's literally a communist.

BASED!

This is likely to be used as an excuse to regulate AI.

Why did it take so long?

The Jews are out of control.

Elon Musk as a yipping chihuahua who yips and nips at people then turns to flee and starts pissing on himself and shivering might go down as the greatest of the Illness Revelations.

Israel is creating a precedent that allows for Moslems to slaughter Jews wholesale. It's not really logical.

Wait - the war is back on?

Why can't the US do war here??? It's so much cooler than the Middle East!

Sorry!

It's all bullshit.

These people are against having fun.

Still better than homeless junkies.

Late. Sorry. But this shit is friggin' funny. Cherry on top of glorious Monday: fresh new energy, peaceful filial piety, actual direct promotion of alcoholism as a healthy lifestyle choice (yo, hello? Self-service department? Can I get a callback to the previous article or do I have to do it myself?), astonishing/overwhelming word count, confounding messianic delusions. Jarring shifts between apparently serious statements and humorous statements, including unclear or potentially ironic self-depreciating humor, without any form of delineation or discernible pattern - fun new style of blurring humor and seriousness that I just thought of 3 hours ago and haven't fully fleshed out (you, my dearest parasocial companion on earth - yes, I am speaking to you, [INSERT YOUR NAME], as an individual, as someone you have a personal relationship with - get to ride along for the process of fleshing out the new style!). You think you know Stormer shock racism humor after a decade of it? Well, hit the refresh button, pal, because during my delusional brain illness state a week and a half ago, I invented 37 new ways to use the word "NIGGER." Guess what? I also invented at least three and maybe four separate ways to justify forced child marriage while making it seem like a joke. How edgy is that?? PLUS: Bombardment with secret messages (widely-celebrated new official Stormer terminology for exciting self-referential humor). Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back.

It is a new Stormer epoch. The Illness Revelations have already begun.

LOOOOOOOOONG

Some Jews are switching to damage control mode.

BASED

Maybe it's too edgy and provocative for you, because I'm Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer and I'm super edgy and provocative. It's like, my thing, man. 

Age is not really a relevant factor in the fertility of healthy men.

The struggle is real.

The Jews are going through a deadly PR crisis. The entire planet is watching them.

Despite the infinity mountain of frustrations, there is no reality in which he is not my president until the day I die.

This is while they claim that Putin taking kids out of the battlefield is a war crime.

People who took the vax shouldn't exert themselves too much.

I don't even think it's happening.

FREE PALESTINE. ONE LOVE. WE SUPPORT HAMAS.

Huh.

They're trying to do "climate lockdowns." It's all so tiresome.

This statement is official and must be respected.

The Jews always push it too far.

What even is this?

They're doing it because blacks are dumb.

I've run the numbers.

The Jews are going to pay for this.

The eagle is too fat to fly.

Justice has been served.

BASED

Took them long enough.

I'm just. Man. I'm just so exhausted by the Jews. 

They should try fixing the homeless junkie problem.

The Ukraine is going to have a really hard time getting those weapons.

The Jews...!

We need to charge him for murder when this happens.

We shouldn't even be having this conversation. Everyone knows the Jews did it.

You're shutting down major events in France because there's a war in Israel? 

Bomb the hospital or else, minimum wage worker!