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This is like the classic hooker princess dilemma.

They're trying to overturn the Magna Carta.

This is for your own good.

It's a "crisis," but for whom?

The birth rate is going in the same direction.

UPDATES FROM THE GLOBAL CRUSADE TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR TRANS KIDS.

Imagine that the threat is releasing the San Francisco fag-hag Pelosi on the Chinese population. 

Not even close to enough.

I don't really think you can get people to go along with the idea that the entire population needs to be vaccinated against an alleged virus that only affects homosexuals. 

The Le Mammy Show: for deaf illiterates.

This is another huge accomplishment for Joe Biden.

Someone's doing the gay orgies. 

The goyim are too stupid to know this stuff.

This is the best I've got.

We've gotta get our war priorities straight here.

More cannibalism amongst the oppressed.

It's good to see Ann is still on point.

Who has even thought about Kosovo in decades? 

We need to ban killing people before more people are killed.

Only a Jew would have the nerve. He knows he can flee to Israel.

These bitches know how to leverage that one thing they've got. 

This was a real dream, typed up immediately after waking, following every remembered detail, and published on the morning of Sunday, July 31, 2022.

IT'S HAPPENING.

The situation is very straightforward for anyone who's paying attention. 

Pelosi canceled her Taiwan trip because the Island is going to be completely buried by the melting ice caps, possibly in a matter of days. She said that if she tried to land on the island, she could crash into the ocean with no survivors.

The US media is going to have to move along. This is too dumb.

Supply chain collapse leads to lack of paper in America as Nancy Pelosi threatens to personally invade Taiwan to demonstrate global dominance and superiority of American values and rules-based democracy.

Is there any possible purpose to publishing this other than that someone is trying to stir up Semitism against the Chinese? 

It can be yours for only 10,000 NZ dollars.

I've already started using this in my personal life. 

Actually, Russia is not only doing war crimes and terrorism - they also formed a confederacy.

This is an ultra bizarre news story. The news coverage is as bizarre as the event itself.

We don't need no nigger music. No darkie jive sounds on our phonogram.

The media constantly referring to Joe Biden's wife as "Dr. Jill Biden" is a heinous crime.

The US is inviting people to press them. 

He's as fit as a fiddle.

Will Smith is determined to prove to his mommy how good of a boy he is.

Yet another consequence of slavery.

This is a hate crime against a trans-Caucasian woman.

The government won't stop sending money to Israel and Ukraine, though.

Oi! You got a loisence for that opinion?

It's clear that the Jews are responsible. 

But crypto?

"Yeah, I dunno, be cool to hang out, but I'm pretty busy..."

"Reality" is a hoax.

The war with Russia is not going well. The solution? Try war with China.

This is why you need more immigrants, goy.

Americans are fleeing America.

A pandemic only affecting faggots.

Like you nigga - you telling me you can't put a shirt on, but you be doing glamor shots with yo bitch?

Very creepy, Jew. 

"Asian murder hornet" is a term disrespectful to Asian murderers, and will cause white supremacist black people to murder Asians.

This is so brilliant.

They've been there for decades.

Joe Biden reportedly wants to tap that ass.

Bitch, you ain't weighed no stars with no telescope. Bitch ass.

BASED!

It's for your own good, goy.

We can't just let people say things and have opinions.

Liz? Where you at, you fat bitch?

The DOJ had to wait for Liz Cheney to wrap up before they could begin their investigation.

He's been reporting from Donbass.

People shouldn't be allowed to make jokes.

The rule is: "go anal or go home." 

Novak's still not cucking.

Is stealing from boomers even wrong?

Americans should feel honored.

He's now a journalist, author and expert on tranny policymaking.

This is great stuff, folks.

Why are the American room adults still refusing peace negotiations?

It's looking like the culture war is over and we lost. Time to start a new culture.

South Korea is a mistake.

YAF is the "Young Anal Faggots." 

The Chinese government does not exist to sponsor sluts.

People can get this deadly virus and never get any symptoms! Scary!

They did it on purpose.

The right to groom kids shall not be infringed.

The woman is our misfortune.

A bit late...

#FreeBenAffleck

What do words mean?

These are our values.

What does this have to do with cow farts?

Everything is made in China.

Steroids: not even once.

None of the parents would oppose it publicly.

But carbon is the real toxin, goy.

I was doing cocaine in a bathroom with Johnny Depp in 2016, and he was whining about all this bullshit, and I was like "if you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one." 

Ron DeSantis is organizing against Trump...!

At least Trump tells the truth. 

Bitch is hit. Only Reason Elon would hit it is as an anti-Semitic hate crime. Hit him with federal charges.

My apologies to the British. I never thought I'd be apologizing to them, but here we are.

It's a new variant, folks. We gotta, we handle the, we have to. We just have to, folks.

You will never be a real country, "Ukraine."

THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED! RUN!

Edgar Allen Poe deserves better. 

The Queen has the ability to simply appoint Sargon of Akkad, unilaterally. No one can stop her from doing that.

The family needs to sue Liz Cheney.

The only people who are willing to commit suicide over the Ukraine are Poles, Baltics, and people who don't know what is happening.

Matt Walsh should quit working for Ben Shapiro. This is wrong.

No goy in the Ukraine is allowed to have a better life.

If you're not a faggot, you have nothing to worry about.

As it should be, goy.

Who cares about struggling Americans?

No one likes these wind turbines.

It would be like the movie "Twister." That movie is about tornados and it's awesome.

CLEARLY MARKED: EXPERIMENTAL STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS WRITING EXERCISE

It's unclear if he can lose his job over this.

Bitches be mad.

Turns out, all those "Covid protections" really didn't matter matter at all. That's just in from The Science.

Used-up 17-year-old hookers don't know what a penis is.

The teacher is a fat woman, of course.

I hope Rowling sues them.

Putin strong. Russia strong.

All hoaxes are on the table.

He's doubling down...! No remorse!

Imagine if like, Joseph Stalin went around talking about how he was being oppressed by peasants.

I think Joe Biden probably really does have cancer. 

Everyone hates blacks for no reason.

Good thing his name wasn't Stevenson.

Current Thing is changing!

Why is Putin so evil????

They are a tiny minority that must be protected.

Discrimination is everywhere, goy.

Pubescent kids are easier to corrupt.

Slut Mania is out of control.

Mexicans should be really angry about this.

Human dignity is putting people at risk!

I would however join Cobra.

This unseating of the dollar as the global reserve currency is happening, just like we said it would, and it is really going to ruin all of our lives. 

Salvador Ramos isn't really an American name, is it?

People are not supposed to know what any of this really means.

People who support their own countries are evil!

Maybe 2028.

It's very unlikely that Washington will give them permission to do this.

How many more good boys have to die before we finally abolish the cops?

Our memes are so much better than theirs because we are much more intelligent and we are also right.

BOOM. I guess the maintenance excuse really was an excuse to SHUT IT DOWN?

The Science has spoken.

This is perfectly fine, goy.