Category: Featured Stories
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Australia Proposes Banning Social Media for Kids Under 16 Regardless of Parental Consent
You’d need to do a lot more than simply ban teenagers from the internet to fix these problems.
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People are Strange: Neo-MAGA Edition
Most of these are people who lost all faith in the system in 2020 and are now buying back in.
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Trump to Give Bibi a “Blank Check,” Open Door for Total War, Former CIA Director Declares
This is all about to get even weirder. I can tell you that.
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Trump to Meet with Goblin Kikesucker Argentinian President at Mar-a-Lago
Crime lord Elon Musk will also attend.
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Michigan: Islamic Vote Went for Trump Following Orwellian Targeted Advertising Campaign
Got ’em!
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Plastic Pollution Harming Entire Planet and Human Health, Scientists Find
Recycling the plastics only makes things worse.
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China Providing Aid to People Returning to Afghanistan
China isn’t telling Afghan men how to treat their women.
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Confused Women Stockpile Abortion Pills, Claiming Trump to Foment “Reproductive Apocalypse”
This is like men buying guns when a Democrat gets elected.
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Bibi Celebrating Big Election Victory
Yeah. It is what it is.
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Democrats Very Proud to Hand Over Power to Donald Trump
It’s all very friendly, with all of these people acting like it’s really no big deal.
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Sources Say Brandon Planning to Rush Billions to the Ukraine Before Presidential Handoff
Oh, this will work.
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UK: Mommy Government Moves Towards Total Ban on Nicotine
But I already have a mommy?
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Consistently Shocked Media Shocked by Wrong Polls
It’s not a real election system, regardless of the fact that the candidate with the most votes happened to win.
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Belgium: Publisher Cancels Comic Book Because It Featured Monkeys and Hot Women
This never happened before in the history of Belgium.
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Indian FM Predicts US Global Dominance Will Continue to Decline Under Trump
Trump doesn’t have any ability to change anything.