Category: Featured Stories
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Consistently Shocked Media Shocked by Wrong Polls
It’s not a real election system, regardless of the fact that the candidate with the most votes happened to win.
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Belgium: Publisher Cancels Comic Book Because It Featured Monkeys and Hot Women
This never happened before in the history of Belgium.
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Indian FM Predicts US Global Dominance Will Continue to Decline Under Trump
Trump doesn’t have any ability to change anything.
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Trump Wins Election and Popular Vote, No One is Particularly Upset
What a shocking surprise!
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Bitcoin Hits All-Time High After Trump Win Becomes Clear
A big run-up for crypto is good.
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Bibi Fires Yoav Gallant, Installs More Extreme Lunatic
It’s almost like he knew Trump was going to win!
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People Whine Over Microsoft’s New Spell-Checker That Notifies People of Need for Woke Language
Bill Gates should be arrested and his land should be seized and passed out to the peasantry.
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The People of Delaware Have Just Elected America’s First Tranny Congressman
But more needs to be done.
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Hohols Crying on South Korean TV Claim Clashes with North Korean Troops
Really?
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Texas: Pregnant 21-Year-Old Face Tattoo White Woman Tries to Sell Baby on Facebook
I don’t really see how this is much different from the adoption system.
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The Big Day is Finally Here
My analysis on the big event.
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A Failed Soft Reboot of the 2016 Election
The second Trump presidency is worse than Disney Star Wars.
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Stupid Nigger-Faggots: Poll Claims 80% of Fatmericans Believe Words Can be Violence
This is why democracy is so retarded.
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Netanyahu Involved in Bizarre Scandal, Needs Jewish Savior Donald Trump Immediately
Only option is to escalate, lol.
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Joe Rogan Endorses Donald Trump
The most important of all endorsements.