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Why are the American room adults still refusing peace negotiations?

It's looking like the culture war is over and we lost. Time to start a new culture.

South Korea is a mistake.

YAF is the "Young Anal Faggots." 

The Chinese government does not exist to sponsor sluts.

People can get this deadly virus and never get any symptoms! Scary!

They did it on purpose.

The right to groom kids shall not be infringed.

The woman is our misfortune.

A bit late...

#FreeBenAffleck

What do words mean?

These are our values.

What does this have to do with cow farts?

Everything is made in China.

Steroids: not even once.

None of the parents would oppose it publicly.

But carbon is the real toxin, goy.

I was doing cocaine in a bathroom with Johnny Depp in 2016, and he was whining about all this bullshit, and I was like "if you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one." 

Ron DeSantis is organizing against Trump...!

At least Trump tells the truth. 

Bitch is hit. Only Reason Elon would hit it is as an anti-Semitic hate crime. Hit him with federal charges.

My apologies to the British. I never thought I'd be apologizing to them, but here we are.

It's a new variant, folks. We gotta, we handle the, we have to. We just have to, folks.

You will never be a real country, "Ukraine."

THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED! RUN!

Edgar Allen Poe deserves better. 

The Queen has the ability to simply appoint Sargon of Akkad, unilaterally. No one can stop her from doing that.

The family needs to sue Liz Cheney.

The only people who are willing to commit suicide over the Ukraine are Poles, Baltics, and people who don't know what is happening.

Matt Walsh should quit working for Ben Shapiro. This is wrong.

No goy in the Ukraine is allowed to have a better life.

If you're not a faggot, you have nothing to worry about.

As it should be, goy.

Who cares about struggling Americans?

No one likes these wind turbines.

It would be like the movie "Twister." That movie is about tornados and it's awesome.

CLEARLY MARKED: EXPERIMENTAL STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS WRITING EXERCISE

It's unclear if he can lose his job over this.

Bitches be mad.

Turns out, all those "Covid protections" really didn't matter matter at all. That's just in from The Science.

Used-up 17-year-old hookers don't know what a penis is.

The teacher is a fat woman, of course.

I hope Rowling sues them.

Putin strong. Russia strong.

All hoaxes are on the table.

He's doubling down...! No remorse!

Imagine if like, Joseph Stalin went around talking about how he was being oppressed by peasants.

I think Joe Biden probably really does have cancer. 

Everyone hates blacks for no reason.

Good thing his name wasn't Stevenson.

Current Thing is changing!

Why is Putin so evil????

They are a tiny minority that must be protected.

Discrimination is everywhere, goy.

Pubescent kids are easier to corrupt.

Slut Mania is out of control.

Mexicans should be really angry about this.

Human dignity is putting people at risk!

I would however join Cobra.

This unseating of the dollar as the global reserve currency is happening, just like we said it would, and it is really going to ruin all of our lives. 

Salvador Ramos isn't really an American name, is it?

People are not supposed to know what any of this really means.

People who support their own countries are evil!

Maybe 2028.

It's very unlikely that Washington will give them permission to do this.

How many more good boys have to die before we finally abolish the cops?

Our memes are so much better than theirs because we are much more intelligent and we are also right.

BOOM. I guess the maintenance excuse really was an excuse to SHUT IT DOWN?

The Science has spoken.

This is perfectly fine, goy.

The company says they follow The Science.

White women are our misfortune.

Late? Not late enough for a Tuesday edition. We'll leave it up for tomorrow.

Things could be getting interesting.

Reddit. Reddit never changes.

Vote for the reasonable Republican who isn't mean or orange and is addicted to shotacon.

Why are the bothered if it isn't true?

It's the price of attempting to escape from the flu and promoting gay anal in the Ukraine.

I was not wrong about the return of the virus - just the timeline.

The right-wing media machine, from Fox News to Breitbart and The Gayway Poundit, are run by GOP gun control shills trying to put us all in a federal database. 

Russia should ban Google.

This is top quality gun ownership propaganda.

This is a serious, poorly structured 4,000-word essay with a joke title. It's a strategy that's worked for me. I'm personally kind of exhausted by it and wish I could spend another 2 hours on this and make it structured and literary, instead of just an ideas dump. But there are only so many hours in the day and I have to write 10 other articles today because I don't have a writing staff. People say they would keep coming to the site even if I only wrote one or two articles a day, but they actually wouldn't. Most people wouldn't. Yes, these long articles are much more popular than any other article, but not more popular than all the articles combined. People come here every day because it has all the news stories, with funny quips and bits of insight. My lot in life is to just keep doing that, and if I want to write something detailed and long, it necessarily has to be sloppy, because editing a 4,000-word piece takes twice as long as writing it. Some great writers turned in good first drafts, but that was before type writers. Writing with a pen - something I've actually done a whole lot of - is much, much slower than typing, so you have a lot more time to think about the words as you're writing them. I am having a mid-life crisis because I don't really produce masterpieces because of the time factor. I have to spend two hours a day or more reading news, most of which is benign, then I have to process that information with my personal understanding of the universe and distill it into sound bites, which are only sometimes funny and usually poorly written. By the way, please donate crypto. I keep forgetting to ask, because everything is so busy. I also have to do normal everyday things, you know. I'm a real person, not just a typing machine. I have to eat, hang out, socialize, relax, and so on. Just figure out Monero and send me something. I'm really good at selling it high, and it's low now, so in all likelihood, any coins you send today will end up being doubled. I'm sorry I can't accept Bitcoin, but there are security issues. Converting Bitcoin to Monero is easy. I need to write new guides I guess. Writing guides takes so long. Anyway, not whining. I'm very blessed (and cursed) with some kind of uncanny ability to analyze the world, and I love the work. I do love the work. I'm just having a midlife crisis, because if I had 200 hours to spare, I could put together a 60,000-word document that would feel like a legacy. I could be releasing 60,000-word books every month, frankly, if I had a staff. The staff thing didn't work out. My 30 year plan was wrecked by censorship. Again, not whining, just sharing. I am thankful to all of you for always finding my site when the domain changes, even if you don't send crypto. It's an amazing honor to be this censored and somehow still get millions of readers a month. It's been a great honor serving with all of you. Now, I will go play Gloomhaven, and perhaps sleep for a few more hours, or maybe just mix 5-Hour Energy with vodka (it's not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live).

Draconian Version of Fundamentalist Christianity™ can't defend itself from Jewish slander, because it is banned.

Macron also cryptically warned that until we build these windmills, being alone in the dark could lead to The New Nightmare. 

Jerk em if ya got em. 

How are we going to have a democracy if people don't watch the news?

Putin should just go ahead and offer Russian citizenship to Germans. 

Trannies are the only ones putting women in their place.

This is after the UN publishing that the Ukraine is using human shields. 

Only path to victory, this is. 

How convenient!

This is normal in Mexican culture.

This will finally defeat Putin.

Theories are raging that Ron DeSantis paid the maid to push her down the stairs.

How dare he state the obvious.

I don't really think anyone cares if black gang members kill each other. That's fine. The solution is to give them shooting lessons, so they stop hitting random people who are just standing around. 

Wow. 

What type of institution does she want to put us in, exactly?

An American icon.

The women thought he was a nice guy.

Interesting family.

Anti-Sasquatch freedom fighter or low down killer? That's for the courts to decide.

This is an obvious admission the sanctions are only really hurting the West.

Must be the smell.

My spyware, my choice!

I sure do hope he buys Twitter. If he doesn't, he's just going to get banned. 

Putin: "Well, they can try."

Serbia should invade Kosovo.

Josh Hawley is literally a shook one. 

Whoops!

If you give up your guns, these cops will protect you.

It's all an excuse for more surveillance and censorship.

But were Spacey's accusers really anally taken advantage of against their will?

I just can't help but feel like Kamala would be better suited to be United States Poet Laureate. 

Even Florida...

Oh noes!

Just homeschool.

Don't worry, they're good. I'm sure.

The woman-run British government will force you to have sex with fat old women with tattoos.

We're winning hearts and minds all over again.

Hunter Biden is the best candidate we have to beat Joe Biden in 2024. 

God turns the works of evil men to good!

You can never be too tranny.

What?

They thought these were the good Pakis.

The prosecutor is making sure Soros is getting his money's worth.

About time too.

This is a doozie of an article, probably the best you're going to get today - still dealing with some technical problems.

So what is the point of fighting as a "Ukraine" person now then?

4chan says it's a hack.

The US is defending a rules-based order after launching a world war against Russia based on fake news hoaxes.

Imagine thinking this is a coincidence.

It's a mystery that cannot be solved.

Moloch will not be denied.

And that's just the beginning.

Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's day.

The only reason the stock wouldn't collapse by double digits is that some smart money doesn't really think the Musk deal is off the table.

Indonesians who don't want to starve to death for Ukrainian border integrity are victims of Russian propaganda.