Reports are that the woke CIA has been mixing bluepills with the crack they are distributing in the neighborhoods inhabited by triggered niggers.
Read More »Woke Apes Go Apeshit in Niggerball Fiasco
If these niggers get any woker, they're going to go broke, as many have before them.
Read More »Bluepilled Kike Altman Says He Will Uphold America’s Sacred Copyright Values to Fight Chinese Patriots
Chinese patriots didn't rip anything off, they are just smarter and better than the "American" Jews and their army of Indians.
Read More »Bluepilled Gaywad Marco Rubio Adds More Exemptions to Foreign Aid Blockade
Bluepilled faggots want to give everything to woke niggers!
Read More »Nowhere is Safe for Bluepilled Spics: Arrested by ICE Outside the Church!
You have to go back!
Read More »Patriots are in Control: Pre-Dawn Immigration Raids in New York City!
Even the woke leftards just want to get these people out!
Read More »Patriot President Says DeepSeek is a Positive, Should be a “Wakeup Call” to Flailing US Tech Companies
I have suggested that the Patriot President might consider putting together a team of "Expendables" to poison the water supply in Silicon Valley with redpills to stop these companies from being so woke.
Read More »Patriot Trump Reinstates Thousands of Soldiers Who Refused Deadly Covid Vax
Imagine if you took the vax.
Read More »Patriot President Bans Mentally Deranged Trannies from US Military!
Patriots are in control.
Read More »Nvidia Stock Loses 20% of Its Value After Release of Vastly Superior Chinese AI
This is so embarrassing.
Read More »Senator Tommy Tuberville Says the Ukraine has Totally Lost
It wasn't long ago you weren't even allowed to say this.
Read More »Trump Says America to be an “Enlarged Country Pretty Soon”
The Danes are "utterly freaked out," according to the Financial Times.
Read More »Beta Male Child Rapist Lindsey Graham Triggered Over Patriot Trump Releasing J6 Hostages
This isn't surprising since Little Lindsey contracted the woke mind virus from a rimjob at the Bohemian Grove.
Read More »Patriot Trump Slaps Around Soy Boy Beta Kike for Defending FEMA
Now that's what I call "triggered."
Read More »Trump Proposes Moving Palestinians Out of Gaza and “Cleaning Out” the Territory
He also resumed the delivery of 2,000lb bombs.
Read More »Woke Biden Joins Satanic Voodoo Nigger Cult in Push to Go Even Woker
The Freemasons are Woke, Inc.
Read More »Woke Wetbacks (“Wokebacks”) Trying to Cockblock Flights of Deported Spics!
The wokebacks are trying to stop Patriot Trump from dumping their filthy scum back into their shithole.
Read More »US Allegedly Cutting All Funding to the Ukraine (This Would End the War)
The woke kikes at the State Department were shocked to find out Trump won't fund their woke tranny war!
Read More »One Flag Policy: Trump Bans Woke Flags at US Government Facilities
If people want to sodomize children, they can move to Canada!
Read More »Federal Agencies Removing Woke DEI Policies from Websites as Trump Cures Woke Mind Virus
The woke virus is on the run!
Read More »New LA Fires Allegedly Under Control
Personally, I think it would be best for everyone if these fires just kept burning.
Read More »Jews Provide Trump with List of People They Want Deported for Criticizing Them
We do not need more rules outlawing speech, nor do we need more Jew spy grids.
Read More »The Spelling of Words is a Racist Legacy of Colonialism and the Holocaust
Learn how to spell "elgses" from one of the most beautiful and brave women in this country.
Read More »Trump Signs Executive Order Releasing ALL Kennedy Assassination Files
It's unlikely anything of value will actually be released. But he tried.
Read More »Jew Judge Blocks Trump’s Executive Order Ending “Birthright Citizenship”
This is such a scam.
Read More »Trump Says Voters Don’t Want to See a Woman Get Pummeled by a Man in a Boxing Ring
He doesn't speak for all voters.
Read More »RFK Jr. Resigns from Anti-Vaccine Nonprofit as He Prepares to Lead Top US Health Agency
He was pulling millions of dollars from his work there.
Read More »Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!
This is one of several good omens of the incoming Trump administration, which comes along with a lot of bad omens.
Read More »Kentucky: Cops Investigating KKK Flyers Telling Immigrants to Leave
It is obviously not a crime. What is even going on here?
Read More »At Trump Event, Jews Larry Ellison and Sam Altman Threaten to Open Interdimensional Portal, Shoot People with More mRNA Vaxes
Obviously, the original mRNA vax which the sickening Jews tried to force-inject everyone with is now one of the leading causes of cancer, which makes it somewhat suspect that the Jews are now saying they're going to cure it.
Read More »Trump Puts All Federal DEI Staff on Leave, Orders Takedown of Related Webpages
He also directed federal agencies to compile a list of all the DEI workers and offices as of Election Day.
Read More »Harvard to Provide Protections for Jewish Students, Adopt IHRA Definition of Antisemitism
Talking about the Jews is antisemitic.
Read More »Trump Cockblocks Flights Trying to Bring in More Than 1,600 Afghani Traitors
The Taliban are good and if they want to kill these people then I guarantee you that these people deserve to be killed.
Read More »Trump Pulls Out of WHO, Citing Lunatic Virus Hoax
Big reversal here. Kudos.
Read More »Trump Rolls Back “Racial Equity” and Tranny Rights
Official government documents will have "male" and "female" as the only two sexes.
Read More »Trump Cancels Mostly Symbolic Sanctions on West Bank Settlers
That was to be expected.
Read More »Day One: Trump Pardons Virtually All J6ers!
Now let's put that nigger who killed Ashli Babbitt in prison for murder.
Read More »Indian Race-Replacer Ramaswamy Thrown Under the Bus by Trump
Took long enough!
Read More »Indiana: Blob Woman Gets 6-Year Sentence for Killing Foster Son by Sitting on Him
Fat women shouldn't be allowed around children.
Read More »Biden Pardons So-Called “Master of Reality” Lord Fauci, Sick Homo Mark Milley, J6 Commission
WHY DOES HE NEED A PARDON, JOE???
Read More »US HHS to Award $590M to Moderna for “Bird Flu” mRNA Vax Development
More gene therapy for the goyim.
Read More »Trump Saves TikTok! People Rejoice in Happiness!
Signed and delivered!
Read More »Trump Vows Final Release of All Kennedy Files!
The entire system would be in jeopardy if the people find out the CIA killed the Kennedys.
Read More »Satanic Pope Condemns Trump Over Deportation Plans
He's the satanic pope! He's Pope Satan!
Read More »Ten Years Later, FDA Decides Zyn is Okay
Wow, mommy said we're allowed to have a decision on this issue. So freedomly.
Read More »Apple Turns Off AI News Summarizer Because They Can’t Stop It from Spreading Fake News
Seriously, all the AI has to do is summarize headlines.
Read More »CDC Demands Hospitals Start Testing for Supposed “Bird Flu”
It's back!
Read More »Bill Gates and Trump Speak About Viruses and Vaccines During Three-Hour Dinner
The Gates Foundation is allegedly working on an "HIV cure."
Read More »Massachusetts: “Non-Binary” Council Member Takes a Month Off After Being “Misgendered”
She did this after being accused of laziness.
Read More »FBI Shuts Down Diversity Office as Entire US System Flees Wokery
Frankly, what it looks like is that the system wants to unite people around a war with the Chinese, and the only way to do that is by getting rid of all this stuff people hate.
Read More »Smartwatch and Fitness Bands Contain High Levels of Toxic Chemicals That Skin Can Absorb
Everything is toxic.
Read More »Max Blumenthal Invades Antony Blinken’s Final Press Conference, Creating Hilarious Mess
It's good, but Sam Husseini is better.
Read More »Tragedy Strikes as Hunter Biden’s Priceless Art Burns in California Inferno
"Nothing of value was lost" is generally true but not strictly true.
Read More »Space Fraud Musk’s Rocket Explodes While He’s Defending His Gamer Fraud
Why is he not in prison for all of these frauds he is committing against the public?
Read More »Companies Dumping Floydism and Those Vowing #FloydEternal
A little bit of celebration is surely in order.
Read More »Sharp-Faced Anti-Tranny MAGA Mom Threatens Tranny-Lover Negress with Beatdown!
In general, I like that Congresspersons are threatening each other with physical violence.
Read More »In Farewell Address, Old Coot Biden Issues Warning About “Tech Oligarchs,” Fails to Mention Fraud Gamer Scandal
Did Musk pay off Biden to not mention Fraud Gamer?
Read More »Marco Rubio Says the Ukraine Can’t Win, Must Surrender (Then Calls for War with China, lol)
Winners will be playing Path of Exile 2 while Marco Rubio is in the GRIDS dungeon playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
Read More »FDA Bans Red Dye No. 3 – Decades After Finding Out It Gives You Cancer
RFK was saying he was going to ban this, and they're just doing it preemptively.
Read More »Poll Shows Americans Developing More Positive Feelings Towards Russia
Big win for my Russian shill program!
Read More »US House Backs Bill to Defend the Most Sacred Thing of All
Ben Shapiro finally wins.
Read More »In Israel, ADL Chief Jonathan Greenblatt Appears to Call for Using Terrorism to Murder Me and My Friends
This is quite the escalation in rhetoric.
Read More »The SEC is Suing Elon Musk Again
He's sued by the government constantly. We're supposed to believe it's because of his 1337 meme skills.
Read More »Illinois: Woman Judge Gets Reassigned for Sharing Old Meme to Wrong Person
She also faces a state disciplinary investigation.
Read More »Joe Brandon Congratulates Himself on Ukraine War Success
He should have probably given a statement about child trannies instead.
Read More »Weird Slob James Bowman Says Trump Will Escalate Israel’s War in Gaza
I guess this is really popular with Trump's base.
Read More »Tenured Professor at Columbia University Says She was Forced Out Over Anti-Genocide Comments
You can't have a job if you disagree with us, goy.
Read More »Volonogonimoro Zileienskiyiye Says He’s Sending Firefighters to Save California
Zileienskiyiye is finally trying to endear himself to the American public, instead of just making demands and threats.
Read More »Fraud Governor Accuses Fraud Gamer of Encouraging Looting
Elon creating chaos on the streets!
Read More »We Will be Greeted as Liberators
This is the way.
Read More »Florida: 19-Year-Old Narrowly Avoids Prison for Defacing Faggot Crosswalk
The faggots wanted him executed.
Read More »Steve Bannon Says “Evil” Elon Musk Will be Kicked Out of MAGA by the Inauguration
I wish Baron would tell Trump Elon must be fired over Fraud Gamer.
Read More »Virginia: Black Pastor Attacked for Making Teen Slut Apologize for Getting Pregnant
Sluts be mad.
Read More »California: Cats Allegedly Dying from Bird Flu After Drinking Raw Milk
This is why we have to kill the cows too, goy.
Read More »Supreme Court Acts Like They’re Planning to Uphold Biden’s Unconstitutional TikTok Ban
TikTok is not the threat. The government that thinks they have a right to silence speech is the threat.
Read More »Biden Jokes About Everyone Burning Up in California, People are Apparently Very Mad (Sounds Faggy, No?)
I kinda think the people complaining about this are probably the same people who talk constantly about trannies destroying women's sports.
Read More »Study: Exposure to PFAS in Early Life Could Impact Long-Term Economic Success
The chemicals are in the drinking water.
Read More »Facebook Cancels All DEI Programs, Looking Forward to an Aryan Future
I think Zuck should organize some kind of MMA tournament on George Floyd's grave, or at least release a video of himself pissing on that grave.
Read More »Bibi Cancels Trip to Trump’s Inauguration
While we should always be skeptical, we should hope for the best, and any kind of conflict between Trump and Bibi is most definitely for the best.
Read More »Russia’s Got the Planned US Invasion of Greenland All Wrong
This is happening and it is hilarious and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
Read More »North Carolina: Guy Behind 2016 Pizzagate Incident Shot Dead by Cops During Traffic Stop
My conspiracy sense is tingling.
Read More »Elon Says AI Already Absorbed Sum of Human Knowledge, Must Move to “Self-Learning”
He offers no solution to the problem of AI hallucinations.
Read More »Trump Retweets Jeffery Sachs Video Condemning Genocidal Lunatic Bibi
Well, this is a good sign.
Read More »Watchdog Accuses RFK Jr. of Voter Fraud for Casting Ballot from Wrong Address
Complaining about the beheading of a beached whale failed, and this is even sillier.
Read More »Kansas: Out-of-State Women Behind 2023’s Historic Number of Abortions
Women literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
Read More »NYT Claims Trump is the Real Land-Grabber
Is this accurate?
Read More »California: January Wildfires to Cost Over $50 Billion, Estimators Guess
Probably a bit early to be making estimates, haha.
Read More »California: Mexican Professor Proud That 100% of Students at His Journalism Course are Non-White
Full diversity has finally been achieved.
Read More »Environmental Groups Sue FDA Over Highly Toxic Plastic Food Packaging
Plastic food packaging is safe and effective.
Read More »I Thought China was Doing the Fentanyl?
Hah.
Read More »Fag Cops Claim Alleged Vegas Cybertruck Bomber Used ChatGPT to Learn How to Blow Up a Car
Have you ever heard of someone committing suicide with a Desert Eagle?
Read More »Brandon’s FDA Moving Forward with Diabolical Scheme to Reduce Nicotine Levels in Cigarettes
If smoking was actually harmful, the government would be encouraging it.
Read More »Trump Won’t Rule Out Annexing the Panama Canal and Greenland by Force
Based.
Read More »Texas: Obese Cop Gets Badly Injured Falling Down While Trying to Get Into a Car
Back the blue!
Read More »Zuckerberg Says Facebook Ending Ridiculous “Fact-Checker” Program
Can I get my account back?
Read More »New Jersey: Passing Basic Skills Test No Longer Required for Becoming a Teacher
If you can memorize all 387 genders, then you're more than qualified to be a teacher.
Read More »Study Finds That After the Overturning of Roe, People Started Getting Sterilized
Do people in a society not have a social obligation to have children? Have people not always believed that, in every society, at every point in history?
Read More »Musk Calls for US Invasion of Britain
It's a stupid thing to talk about.
Read More »Louisiana Health Department Announces First Human Death from “Mutated” Bird Flu in the US
The patient was old and had underlying medical conditions.
Read More »Arab Slut Sues Fox Sports, Claiming Host Offered Her $1.5 Million for Sex
That doesn't even sound true.
Read More »Elon Continues Making Many Bizarre Statements, People Wonder If He’s Going Insane
Mounting evidence indicates it.
Read More »Ohio: Teacher Forced to Resign for Refusing to Trannify Students Settles for $450,000
Don't worry, schools will keep doing this regardless.
Read More »Cybertruck Explosion Sparks Debate About Elon Musk Spying on Everyone Driving His “Cars”
Elon's H-1Bs already got caught recording nudes and passing them around the office.
Read More »Cartoonist Resigns After the Bezos Post Rejects Sketch Showing Tech Moguls Bowing to Trump
Interesting that the Bezos Post won't publish cartoons of Bezos.
Read More »Washington: Seattle’s Minimum Wage Increase Claims Its First Victim
Who supports the minimum wage scam?
Read More »Maryland: “Vagina Priests” Do Fake Blessing Ceremony at Baby-Killing Facility
These bitches are all gonna burn in hell.
Read More »Culturally Superior Surgeon General Declares War on Alcohol
Same people who said the vax was safe and effective.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Condemns Mass Import of Indian Garbage
Liberals will not defend Indians. We've got an open shot here.
Read More »Pfizer Vax Contaminated with DNA That Could Integrate Into Human DNA, Study Finds
The researchers say the DNA fragments could lead to cancer.
Read More »Russians Call Bullshit on War-Mongering Pro-Indian American Fraud Donald Trump
He could easily solve it in one day. He won't.
Read More »Pornhub, Other Porn Sites Now Inaccessible in 17 States
They're calling age verification requirements a "ban."
Read More »Matt Gaetz Undergoes Dangerous Procedure to Genetically Engineer Himself with Alien DNA
What new powers has he gained?
Read More »Cybertrucker was Shot in the Head Before the Explosion Went Off, Had Been Stationed at the Same Base as NOLA Trucker
It's all pretty suspicious.
Read More »Apple Agrees to Pay $95 Million to Settle Lawsuit Accusing iPhones of Using Siri to Spy on People
The lawsuit alleges Apple shared recorded conversations with advertisers.
Read More »The Driver of the Exploding Cybertruck was Also a US Army Veteran
A bit sus.
Read More »FBI Claims They Protected AIPAC from Moronic Beard-Man
This is another Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping hoax, I'm quite certain.
Read More »Las Vegas: CyberTruck Blows Up Outside Trump Casino, Killing One and Injuring Several
It's very funny.
Read More »Colorado Legalizes Magic Mushrooms for Therapy
If people have problems, just tell them to take magic mushrooms.
Read More »WaPo Says “Chinese Government Hackers” Behind Alleged US Treasury Sanctions Office Breach
China already highlighted the fact that the US has no evidence of anything.
Read More »“Pindia Challenge” Leaves Stupid, Lazy, Hinduphobic, Culturally Inferior Whites Questioning Their Replacers
Trash everywhere is a fundamental marker of a superior culture.
Read More »Drunk on New Year’s, CNN Allows Politically Incorrect Humor
If these people were always drunk, everyone would watch CNN.
Read More »Four US National Monuments Hit by Lightning on New Year’s Eve
It's a statistically improbable coincidence.
Read More »New Orleans: New Year Pops Off with Mass Death Event [UPDATE: Moslem Suspect Identified]
Ten dead, at least.
Read More »At New Year’s Party, Donald Trump Triples Down on “Dawn of India” Agenda to Replace Whites
This is the quickest any president has ever collapsed!
Read More »Truth-Loving US Government Announces New Virus is Coming to Kill Your Family
I believe it.
Read More »Eight Shots Fired. No Reported Injuries.
I love how the media constantly refers to niggers as "Jeep drivers."
Read More »California: Restaurant Shutting Down After Settling Lawsuit Over “Ladies Night”
Believe it or not, this isn't about trannies.
Read More »Lying Jewmerica Accuses China of Hacking Their Base, Does Not Provide Evidence
The Jewish people just make things up to start wars.
Read More »Homosexual Brown Person Claims Racist Shouted “This is Trump’s America Now” Before Tackling Him
Pressing x.
Read More »Homelessness Reaches Record High as True Conservatives Call for Immigrant Tsunami to Rival Metal Gear
Shouldn't we be getting the Americans off our streets before we bring in billions of Indians to shit on those streets?
Read More »Florida: Pizza Delivery Cunt Stabs Pregnant Customer 14 Times Over Stingy Tip
Delivery drones would have prevented this.
Read More »Bird Flu Allegedly Mutating in First Allegedly Severe Human Case, CDC Alleges
Sorry, goy, but you can't eat meat because the animals have the flu.
Read More »Musk Vows to Wipe Out Humanity, Replace All Human Beings with Indians
Why did he announce it like this?
Read More »Kentucky: Psychopath Badge Niggers Murder Innocent Man While Serving Warrant at Wrong Home
People need to remember that the only reason the government is able to do anything is that they have a standing army of lunatics who will come to your house and kill you.
Read More »Blacks vs. Mexicans: The True Story of an American Parking Lot
No one here benefits from these people, and they can just as easily do this wild, silly shit in their own countries.
Read More »ESPN Fired Award-Winning Exec After 25 Years Because Anonymous Sluts Accused Him of Joking Around
Surprisingly, he was not accused of horseplay.
Read More »Luigi Facing “Federal Murder Charge,” May Face Death Penalty
Women are saying he should be freed, and I believe it.
Read More »Government Officials Continue Claiming the Drones are “Foreign”
It's gay and retarded.
Read More »Montana: State Supreme Court Invents “Right to Stable Climate”
The children are alarmed about what the weather's gonna be like in 30 years.
Read More »Tennessee: Pizzeria Targeted for Eradication After Refusing to Cater to “Faggot Marriage”
Faggots do this all the time.
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