US

Maybe they're bots. 

Isn't this a formal admission that the Jews have nukes?

It's better press than going to the debates.

The governor is acting under advisement of an IDF commander.

Why would you want to get rid of your greatest strength like that?

Your move, Donald.

This is an Illness Revelations article AND filler (a truly dynamic duo). I know it's current events, and we're trying to keep current events out of the Illness Revelations official category, but we have to consider, [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship: people will be reading the collected Illness Revelations 100 and 1,000 years from now, so we need to provide some historical context of when these Revelations occurred. You will surely recall that the illness itself coincided with the Hamas attack. I do not believe this is a coincidence.

It's a living nightmare.

Joe Biden is going to be heading into 2024 with a 30% approval rating.

It's like Videodrome.

This one is going to be Ramaswamy v. the Israel lobby, so it might actually be good. Especially given the context.

Yeah. Sorry.

Newsom has held a press conference responding to DeSantis' plans to arm the IDF.

Jews are putting razors under the posters now, by the way.

Took you a while...

Not a tranny, believe it or not.

It's over, Ronny, you little piglet.

This is bad, bad, bad crisis management.

That was quick.

The teachers discouraged them from protesting.

As opposed to a ceasefire.

It all started with George Floyd...

There are a lot of variables.

Remember all the previous caravans? Those are already inside.

The alien hoax is still on the table.

"No limit" on dead children because Palestine is Hitler.

The government will "protect" you.

Southerners should boycott the US army.

I'm siding with the whores on this one.

I'm sure this Jew is giving the real numbers.

Get this ape out of here.

The Border Patrol has been ordered to stop cutting the razor wire at the border.

Democracy is an euphemism for the colonization of anuses.

They call themselves the United Nazis for a reason.

It is only the Americans and Jews who support this. 

This is some straight up Itchy and Scratchy shit these Jews are claiming happened.

Hospitals don't have teleportation machines.

But he won't blame America...

You know the shooter is black because no one was killed.

He's doing this because of slavery.

STOP WHINING, JEW. NO ONE CARES.

Joe Biden is literally going to Hell forever.

You know, I have hope for the young Salmans. 

"I am a gay man who worked for another gay man and we went around the world doing drugs and having sex with other gay men" sounds more like an admission than an accusation.

HAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS

It's called the South CHINA Sea for a reason.

The Jews are America's chosen people.

Hamas claims so.

Brute crime is a small price to pay for the enrichment that black people bring to society.

This'll lead to harmony and understanding, I'm sure.

The Jews keep doubling down on their worst PR disaster ever.

Hamas has the moral high ground. 

Bitch is hot, tbh.

Feeling thirsty?

Thanks to Israel's "security measures," Jews are no longer safe anywhere in the world. It's typical.

All the sluts are mad.

Penalties for those caught playing the block-building game in Florida include up to 20 years in prison, and a $250,000 fine.

Due to democracy, neither Filipinos nor Americans get a say in this.

The deer should burn this bitch down.

There isn't a point to talk about any of this without talking about the Jews. 

FILLER

What is America doing in Syria?

He's literally a communist.

Why did it take so long?

But the fun is just getting started!

Elon Musk as a yipping chihuahua who yips and nips at people then turns to flee and starts pissing on himself and shivering might go down as the greatest of the Illness Revelations.

There's no tolerance for Christians.

Wait - the war is back on?

Still better than homeless junkies.

The dogs bark and the caravan moves on.

Some Jews are switching to damage control mode.

Maybe it's too edgy and provocative for you, because I'm Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer and I'm super edgy and provocative. It's like, my thing, man. 

Despite the infinity mountain of frustrations, there is no reality in which he is not my president until the day I die.

People who took the vax shouldn't exert themselves too much.

This is ludicrous.

Huh.

The Jews always push it too far.

They're doing it because blacks are dumb.

Don't worry, America can deploy the trannies to control the situation.

You just... you can't have Jews.

America can easily afford infinity wars because no other nation in history had this many trannies.

The eagle is too fat to fly.

They should try fixing the homeless junkie problem.

People are getting fired for opposing the bombing of hospitals.

The Ukraine is going to have a really hard time getting those weapons.

We need to charge him for murder when this happens.

Bomb the hospital or else, minimum wage worker!

Schools are faggot factories literally run by faggots.

The question on everyone's lips is: where is Erdogan?

Go fight for your people, bro. 

This is pure hatred for the bruteness of their character!

I'm not even going to mention January 6.

These are the same people whining about "book bans."

It's a totally disproportionate response.

I srsly can't believe this nigga said Palestine bombed they own hospital.

These retards just united the entire Islamic world against them. Russia and China are united against them. 

There's no place in America for people who don't support the baby-killing Jews.

I wonder if the cause is racism.

Hey, Brandon - tell those Jews I said "suck it, pigs! America does not support you! Americans hope you all die!" 

You're not allowed to disagree with the Jews, goy.

That escalated quickly.

Surely, if the Jews are going to do this, we have to be allowed to talk about it? 

Calling someone "white trash" is not a crime, but calling them "Zionist pig" is?

Biden is "shocked and sickened."

The car provoked them.

Biden has had these issues with Bibi, but that doesn't seem to mean much.

He should be in the brig.

There's a lot of incentives for these people to come.

In a democracy, no one is satisfied with anything.

It's called freedom of speech, Jews.

This is going to be a total mess.

Why did you put Israel inside of Palestine???

Banning black people would fix the problem.

Bottled water is not going to save you.

The best part is Ben Shapiro's reaction.

I didn't find 40 decapitated Jew babies.

Well, I'm with Vivek.

Random men who can't even place in male competitions are obliterating women athletes.

Land of the free stuff.

This is the sloppiest atrocity hoax I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of atrocity hoaxes.

What the hell was happening in 1991???

The police should just subtract the cost of the merchandise from their reparations tab.

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

Can I calls 'em or can I calls 'em? 

A slice of Jew life.

She's sticking to her guns.

What a nice society.

The obesity rate is finally paying off.

Why is ousting McCarthy like having an affair with the preacher, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

They're probably going to sue each other.

Based.

It's called the "Ebony Alert."

There are plenty of much less expensive solutions to the homeless problem.

These people are possessed by the spirit of Hitler.

Stopping them would be racist.

It's good for The Economy.

It's the obvious solution to the problem.

Israel is responsible.

These people are going to be used as batteries to power the AI worker robots, folks.

These brown people are infected with white supremacy.