My conspiracy sense is tingling.
Read More »Elon Says AI Already Absorbed Sum of Human Knowledge, Must Move to “Self-Learning”
He offers no solution to the problem of AI hallucinations.
Read More »Trump Retweets Jeffery Sachs Video Condemning Genocidal Lunatic Bibi
Well, this is a good sign.
Read More »Watchdog Accuses RFK Jr. of Voter Fraud for Casting Ballot from Wrong Address
Complaining about the beheading of a beached whale failed, and this is even sillier.
Read More »Kansas: Out-of-State Women Behind 2023’s Historic Number of Abortions
Women literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
Read More »NYT Claims Trump is the Real Land-Grabber
Is this accurate?
Read More »California: January Wildfires to Cost Over $50 Billion, Estimators Guess
Probably a bit early to be making estimates, haha.
Read More »California: Mexican Professor Proud That 100% of Students at His Journalism Course are Non-White
Full diversity has finally been achieved.
Read More »Environmental Groups Sue FDA Over Highly Toxic Plastic Food Packaging
Plastic food packaging is safe and effective.
Read More »I Thought China was Doing the Fentanyl?
Hah.
Read More »Fag Cops Claim Alleged Vegas Cybertruck Bomber Used ChatGPT to Learn How to Blow Up a Car
Have you ever heard of someone committing suicide with a Desert Eagle?
Read More »Brandon’s FDA Moving Forward with Diabolical Scheme to Reduce Nicotine Levels in Cigarettes
If smoking was actually harmful, the government would be encouraging it.
Read More »Trump Won’t Rule Out Annexing the Panama Canal and Greenland by Force
Based.
Read More »Texas: Obese Cop Gets Badly Injured Falling Down While Trying to Get Into a Car
Back the blue!
Read More »Zuckerberg Says Facebook Ending Ridiculous “Fact-Checker” Program
Can I get my account back?
Read More »New Jersey: Passing Basic Skills Test No Longer Required for Becoming a Teacher
If you can memorize all 387 genders, then you're more than qualified to be a teacher.
Read More »Study Finds That After the Overturning of Roe, People Started Getting Sterilized
Do people in a society not have a social obligation to have children? Have people not always believed that, in every society, at every point in history?
Read More »Musk Calls for US Invasion of Britain
It's a stupid thing to talk about.
Read More »Louisiana Health Department Announces First Human Death from “Mutated” Bird Flu in the US
The patient was old and had underlying medical conditions.
Read More »Arab Slut Sues Fox Sports, Claiming Host Offered Her $1.5 Million for Sex
That doesn't even sound true.
Read More »Elon Continues Making Many Bizarre Statements, People Wonder If He’s Going Insane
Mounting evidence indicates it.
Read More »Ohio: Teacher Forced to Resign for Refusing to Trannify Students Settles for $450,000
Don't worry, schools will keep doing this regardless.
Read More »Cybertruck Explosion Sparks Debate About Elon Musk Spying on Everyone Driving His “Cars”
Elon's H-1Bs already got caught recording nudes and passing them around the office.
Read More »Cartoonist Resigns After the Bezos Post Rejects Sketch Showing Tech Moguls Bowing to Trump
Interesting that the Bezos Post won't publish cartoons of Bezos.
Read More »Washington: Seattle’s Minimum Wage Increase Claims Its First Victim
Who supports the minimum wage scam?
Read More »Maryland: “Vagina Priests” Do Fake Blessing Ceremony at Baby-Killing Facility
These bitches are all gonna burn in hell.
Read More »Culturally Superior Surgeon General Declares War on Alcohol
Same people who said the vax was safe and effective.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Condemns Mass Import of Indian Garbage
Liberals will not defend Indians. We've got an open shot here.
Read More »Pfizer Vax Contaminated with DNA That Could Integrate Into Human DNA, Study Finds
The researchers say the DNA fragments could lead to cancer.
Read More »Russians Call Bullshit on War-Mongering Pro-Indian American Fraud Donald Trump
He could easily solve it in one day. He won't.
Read More »Pornhub, Other Porn Sites Now Inaccessible in 17 States
They're calling age verification requirements a "ban."
Read More »Matt Gaetz Undergoes Dangerous Procedure to Genetically Engineer Himself with Alien DNA
What new powers has he gained?
Read More »Cybertrucker was Shot in the Head Before the Explosion Went Off, Had Been Stationed at the Same Base as NOLA Trucker
It's all pretty suspicious.
Read More »Apple Agrees to Pay $95 Million to Settle Lawsuit Accusing iPhones of Using Siri to Spy on People
The lawsuit alleges Apple shared recorded conversations with advertisers.
Read More »The Driver of the Exploding Cybertruck was Also a US Army Veteran
A bit sus.
Read More »FBI Claims They Protected AIPAC from Moronic Beard-Man
This is another Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping hoax, I'm quite certain.
Read More »Las Vegas: CyberTruck Blows Up Outside Trump Casino, Killing One and Injuring Several
It's very funny.
Read More »Colorado Legalizes Magic Mushrooms for Therapy
If people have problems, just tell them to take magic mushrooms.
Read More »WaPo Says “Chinese Government Hackers” Behind Alleged US Treasury Sanctions Office Breach
China already highlighted the fact that the US has no evidence of anything.
Read More »“Pindia Challenge” Leaves Stupid, Lazy, Hinduphobic, Culturally Inferior Whites Questioning Their Replacers
Trash everywhere is a fundamental marker of a superior culture.
Read More »Drunk on New Year’s, CNN Allows Politically Incorrect Humor
If these people were always drunk, everyone would watch CNN.
Read More »Four US National Monuments Hit by Lightning on New Year’s Eve
It's a statistically improbable coincidence.
Read More »New Orleans: New Year Pops Off with Mass Death Event [UPDATE: Moslem Suspect Identified]
Ten dead, at least.
Read More »At New Year’s Party, Donald Trump Triples Down on “Dawn of India” Agenda to Replace Whites
This is the quickest any president has ever collapsed!
Read More »Truth-Loving US Government Announces New Virus is Coming to Kill Your Family
I believe it.
Read More »Eight Shots Fired. No Reported Injuries.
I love how the media constantly refers to niggers as "Jeep drivers."
Read More »California: Restaurant Shutting Down After Settling Lawsuit Over “Ladies Night”
Believe it or not, this isn't about trannies.
Read More »Lying Jewmerica Accuses China of Hacking Their Base, Does Not Provide Evidence
The Jewish people just make things up to start wars.
Read More »Homosexual Brown Person Claims Racist Shouted “This is Trump’s America Now” Before Tackling Him
Pressing x.
Read More »Homelessness Reaches Record High as True Conservatives Call for Immigrant Tsunami to Rival Metal Gear
Shouldn't we be getting the Americans off our streets before we bring in billions of Indians to shit on those streets?
Read More »Florida: Pizza Delivery Cunt Stabs Pregnant Customer 14 Times Over Stingy Tip
Delivery drones would have prevented this.
Read More »Bird Flu Allegedly Mutating in First Allegedly Severe Human Case, CDC Alleges
Sorry, goy, but you can't eat meat because the animals have the flu.
Read More »Musk Vows to Wipe Out Humanity, Replace All Human Beings with Indians
Why did he announce it like this?
Read More »Kentucky: Psychopath Badge Niggers Murder Innocent Man While Serving Warrant at Wrong Home
People need to remember that the only reason the government is able to do anything is that they have a standing army of lunatics who will come to your house and kill you.
Read More »Blacks vs. Mexicans: The True Story of an American Parking Lot
No one here benefits from these people, and they can just as easily do this wild, silly shit in their own countries.
Read More »ESPN Fired Award-Winning Exec After 25 Years Because Anonymous Sluts Accused Him of Joking Around
Surprisingly, he was not accused of horseplay.
Read More »Luigi Facing “Federal Murder Charge,” May Face Death Penalty
Women are saying he should be freed, and I believe it.
Read More »Government Officials Continue Claiming the Drones are “Foreign”
It's gay and retarded.
Read More »Montana: State Supreme Court Invents “Right to Stable Climate”
The children are alarmed about what the weather's gonna be like in 30 years.
Read More »Tennessee: Pizzeria Targeted for Eradication After Refusing to Cater to “Faggot Marriage”
Faggots do this all the time.
Read More »Hero Cop Who Snuffed Out the Life of a Worthless Nigger May Get New Trial
Convicted twice for the same crime, by the way.
Read More »41% of American Young People Think Luigi’s Drastic Actions Were “Acceptable”
Bringing the country together.
Read More »Bird Flu Hoax: Virus Mania Heats Up as Louisiana Resident Supposedly Infected, California Declares Emergency
Maybe the drone hoax is cover for launching another virus hoax?
Read More »The Drone Hoax Continues
I bore of this hoax especially.
Read More »Disney Removes Tranny Storyline from Upcoming Pixar Series
Deadpool 3 strikes again.
Read More »US State Department Facing Lawsuit Claiming Funding Israel Violates Human Rights Law
Rules are only for the goyim.
Read More »San Francisco Hires Mexican Lardbeast to Combat “Weight Stigma”
MAKE DIABETES GREAT AGAIN!
Read More »Luigi Now Being Charged with “Terrorism”
It's not terrorism.
Read More »Sales of Nuclear Bunkers Increasing Despite Critics Warning They’re Not Going to Work
The CEO of one of the companies making these bunkers says the lockdowns, the Ukraine conflict, and the war in Gaza have driven sales.
Read More »Trump Says Turkey’s Overthrow of Syria was an Unfriendly Action
I don't know what this is supposed to imply.
Read More »Alleged Teenage Girl Kills Teacher and Student in Wisconsin School Shooting
If they don't know if it's a boy or a girl, well... that sounds like a tranny.
Read More »John Kirby Now Says New Jersey Drones are Stars
Ah, okay.
Read More »Fundraiser to Cover Luigi Mangione’s Legal Bills Raises More Than $120,000
Worse people have received presidential pardons.
Read More »Stew Peters Says the Problem is Not the Zionists But the Jews
It's the Jews who have been kicked out of 109 countries, not "the Zionists."
Read More »Jews Cancel Cybertruck License Plate They Discovered had a Secret Message
Do they actually believe this will make people like them more? This kind of behavior?
Read More »Insecure Jew Security Official Says Drones are Drones
Shocking reveal.
Read More »Chuck Schumer Calls on Homeland Security to Use Better Tech to Identify Drones
Mayorkas said the drones don't appear to be linked to foreign governments.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Contradicts Trump, Defends January 6 Hoaxsters, Says They’ll Never Face Justice
Obviously, if government officials could face prosecution for hoaxes, Lindsey would be doomed.
Read More »Guy Says He’s Releasing “Most Wanted CEOs” Playing Cards with Gun Range Illustrations
It was only a matter of time.
Read More »US Appeals Court Rules Nasdaq Can’t Force Listed Companies to Do Affirmative Action
Nasdaq could appeal, but says it won't.
Read More »New Hampshire: Satanic Temple’s “Holiday Display” Gets Destroyed in Record Time
The cowards in the state government allowed it because they didn't want a lawsuit.
Read More »Revealed: Not Even Jew-Lovers Enjoy Being Touched by Niggers
If pro-Jewish shills don't enjoy being touched by niggers, no one does.
Read More »Oregon: Mothership Like Activities Seen by Pilots
Oh no, not another mothership!
Read More »Trump Transition Team Wants to Kill Crash Reporting Rule Opposed by Tesla
Tesla reported the most crashes under the rule.
Read More »US Again Demanding Maduro Step Down, Making Irate Threats
They be trying to Assad an mf.
Read More »WSJ: Trump Wants the EU to Do Peacekeeping in the Ukraine
They still have all of these weapons, and they can't be allowed to become a terrorist state.
Read More »Pete Hegseth Attacked for Writing That Allowing Faggots in the Military was a Mistake
What matters are Hegseth's views on Jews and Israel, which are sufficiently extreme.
Read More »California: Black Teachers Sue School Because Some Students Like Trump
The school is mostly Jewish.
Read More »Basketball Slut Apologizes for Her “White Privilege”
Wait, there's a women's version of the NBA?
Read More »Adults Concerned About Iranian Mothership Releasing the Motherlode on New Jersey
Biden refuses to stop the mothership.
Read More »Government Tells People to Eat Less Meat
Why?
Read More »Media Mad RFK Wants to Expose the CIA as Behind the Assassinations of His Relatives
It's pretty incredible he was actually appointed to a high level position in government.
Read More »Gay, Retarded FBI Director Resigns in Shame and Humiliation
He's a top criminal and should go to prison forever.
Read More »I Hope the Relatives of Obese People Don’t Start Assassinating Junk Food CEOs
What is the correlation between being obese and diseased and being an Israel-lover?
Read More »California: Women Push for Even More Extreme Pro-Abortion Laws
Nothing is more important than this.
Read More »EPA Bans Two Widely Used and Highly Toxic Chemicals Before Trump Takes Office
Why are any of these chemicals allowed in drinking water?
Read More »Promises Made, Promises Kept: Joe Biden Pledged Constantly to Free His Hero Son Hunter Biden
Joe Biden protects his people. Unlike some presidents.
Read More »Judge Decides The Onion’s Purchase of Infowars was Not Legit
This isn't really over.
Read More »Judge to Decide If The Onion Can Buy Infowars Following Shady Auction Supported by Sandy Hoaxsters
It was just a big scam.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Already Moving to Fire-Up Second Syrian War
Of course he's talking about ISIS.
Read More »BLM Leader Calls for “Black Vigilantes” After Daniel Penny Gets Acquitted
Does he really understand what a vigilante is?
Read More »26-Year-Old Italian Arrested for Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO
Now that it's out there that you can hunt a CEO on the streets, it's likely people will start doing it.
Read More »“Pigs Can’t Fly”: Sullivan Says Hoholistan Failed to Send Enough Pilots for F-16 Training
IQ gap!
Read More »One of America’s Most Famous Mutilators Gets Sued by Girl She Mutilated
Child mutilation should probably have some kind of consequences.
Read More »After Zelensky Meeting, Trump’s Promise to Cut Aid to the Ukraine Now a “Possibly, Probably”
To be fair, he does look to be exhausted by that nagging negress.
Read More »After Bibi, Biden Also Takes Credit for the Fall of Syria
Syria is going to look like Libya in a few months and he'll regret these statements.
Read More »California: Badge-Nigger Crashes Motorcycle Into Bystanders While Trying to Show Off, Injures 10
The blacks are right about the cops.
Read More »Trump Claims He’ll Pardon All J6ers “On Day One”
I'll have to see it to believe it.
Read More »Report: US to Deploy Hypersonic Missiles in Europe and Asia
To point at Russia, of course.
Read More »Former Ukrainian Foreign Minister Wins Senior Fellowship at Harvard
Why isn't he on the front lines, taking back Crimea?
Read More »Judge Gives Jews a Free Penny
It was predictable that they would not convict him of manslaughter, but he's still facing years in prison if convicted.
Read More »Allegation: Israeli President Allegedly Called Elon Musk to Try to Get Him to Convince Trump to Negotiate with Hamas
This is most likely fake news.
Read More »Biden Considering Preemptively Pardoning “Master of Reality” Anthony Fauci and Others
Fauci continues to pull the strings.
Read More »Viropocalypse NOW: US Government Orders Entire Milk Supply Tested for Bird Flu
It's possible this is not an attempt to do another Covid-style virus hoax, but is instead an anti-meat hoax, designed to make the American meat industry financially nonviable as the government pushes for everyone to eat bugs.
Read More »New York: Black Woman Judge Pressured to Resign After Refusing to Officiate “Lesbian Marriage”
They just wanna bring a strong black woman down.
Read More »Kikesucker Tom Cotton Introduces Bill Banning the Use of “West Bank” in Government Documents
The Jews are accelerating the annexation process.
Read More »Survey Finds Black Men Least Likely to Support a Woman President
It's time to act against the blacks to save democracy.
Read More »RFK Jr. Wants Raw Milk Producer Fighting Bird Flu Propaganda to Lead US Raw Milk Policy
Raw milk is the only safe milk. Pasteurized milk causes all kinds of health problems. It's the opposite of raw milk.
Read More »Party Pooper Officials Shut Down Women’s Prison Over Rape Club
There's no point in having women's prisons without rape clubs.
Read More »Blinken Threatens More Anti-Georgia Sanctions, Vowing Total Jewish Takeover of the Country
They just say it.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Announces Lavrov Interview, Says US Authorities Blocking Zelensky Interview
**ANOTHER FUCKING INANE DUNDERHOFF SUBHEADING REMOVED BY EDITOR AFTER HE FORGOT TO CHECK AND PUBLISHED ON FRONT PAGE**
Read More »Jew Blinken Demands Hoholistan Begin Openly Press-Ganging 18-Year-Olds
At this point, it actually looks like they want as many of them to die as possible.
Read More »Trump Allegedly Considering Replacing Fox News Defense Pick with Ron DeSantis
DeSantis is too fat for the job.
Read More »Raw Milk Products Banned Over Bird Flu, Producer Says It’s a Political Witch Hunt
It really makes you wonder if Jews are right about the goyim.
Read More »Michigan: Republican State Lawmaker Says So-Called “Anal Marriage” Should be Made Illegal Again
There is nothing extreme about being normal.
Read More »After New US Trade War Actions, China Bans Shipments of Key Materials Used in Chip Production to the US
This is a full-on trade war now. Who will win??
Read More »Tesla Crashes, Catches Fire and Kills Two
Teslas are still safer than Pfizer vaccines, but just barely.
Read More »Ohio: Satanic Temple Begins Program for Elementary School Children
Relax goy, they're not "real" satanists.
Read More »Liberal Women Begin Sterilizing Themselves Because of Trump
Why would you get pregnant if you can't kill your kid?
Read More »US Government Secretly Runs Big Investigative Journalism Project
I said from the beginning that the Panama Papers was a big distraction scam, and here we have proof that the US government engineered it.
Read More »New York: 17-Year-Old Dies of “Medical Event” During Hockey Game
Ironically, he died while playing a memorial game.
Read More »Watch: Out-of-Control Niglet Trashes Walmart While Bystanders Look on in Horror
Black people built America out of cotton and then they infused it with exuberance.
Read More »White House Defends Hunter’s Pardon Citing Trump’s Pardon of Charles Kushner
Hunter Biden is a lot better than Charles Kushner.
Read More »Trump Says “All Hell to Pay in the Middle East” If Hamas Doesn’t Release Hostages
I know people are hopeful that Trump is going to do MAGA for real this time (because real MAGA has never been tried), but I'm certain this is all just going to be Zionism.
Read More »Sullivan Says Massive Amounts of Weapons Headed to the Ukraine Before Biden Dips Out
In theory, war is only supposed to happen in an existential situation.
Read More »Environmental Groups Ask EPA to Create System to Monitor Plastic in Water
The government is singularly obsessed with global warming and claims no other environmental problem exists.
Read More »Joe Biden Pardons Hero Son Hunter Biden
The government can't tell you that you're not allowed to own a gun simply because you smoke crack.
Read More »Trump Picks Pro-Israel Indian “Kash Patel” for FBI Director
It's incredible that Trump appointed Wray, who he knew for a fact was going to persecute him.
Read More »Trump Threatens BRICS Countries Trying to Move Away from the Dollar with 100% Tariffs
This is exactly the kind of attitude that pushes countries away from the US.
Read More »NYPD Veteran Says Department Refused Vax Mandate Exemption for Christian Men Because of DEI Policies
No one regrets not taking the vax.
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